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At least Balmer smiled, if not incessantly..
Oh look! The stock price is almost back up to it's pre-launch (an hour ago) levels. 
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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I watched a documentary about this job - it was really difficult, the clocks aren't all just sitting on mantelpieces, some are up towers and in walls of buildings and very dangerous to get to some of them. There's a lot more to it than you might think. The salary is quite justified in my opinion.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The salary might be justified but the job itself isn't 
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why not?
There must be a lot of antique clocks that need to be maintained; Me think it is not only a job to set the clock to the proper time, but to maintain and conserve them.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I don't think there must be thousands of clocks be running at the same time while nobody even needs them. Sure, there are probably a few dozen clocks which are used. But is there a need to run thousands?
Maintain and conserve does not necessarily involve "keep them running all the time and keep them accurate".
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"The Queen next to one of her many clocks"
Not much gets past the Mirror.
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viaducting wrote: "The Queen next to one of her many clocks"
I wish they missed the vital "L" in there.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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It is a bit of a paycut but if I got a title out of it I could be a Time Lord!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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If there were arguments about the accuracy of your time settings, you could have wars about it.
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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Or just put your hands up 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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So there is this user who is trying to find out that an application external process is over/changing by monitoring the mouse shape:
Understanding changes of the mouse icon[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Hey, he's thinking outside the box window, so he might end up as a great developer.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey! I thought I was very polite - I didn't use the word "moron" once in my reply...sure as heck thought it though... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Everybody knows you are a gentleman.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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The user's grasp of English looks a bit shaky so go easy.
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Mmmh, I think the idea is clear, even though he used globish ( which I do myself, so I am an expert, mind you).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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From our correspondent in Brighton -
As Ed Balls entered the conference to a standing ovation, Mrs Wife overheard a delegate say "Either Yvette's had a LOT of surgery or he's using a model to make him look butch."
BTW, she thinks he's a sunshine, but was impressed by the speech and his delivery.
speramus in juniperus
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A man who thought Brown was the Messiah and who completely screwed this country with his crap policies and who, on this morning's Today programme on the home service said that it had been 67 years since the Labour party won the 1945 general election.
Can we really trust a man who cannot count to run the economy any better than he did last time he was allowed anywhere near the reins of power?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I wish that was correct or we'd rule George Osbourne out
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Can we really trust a man who refuses to use his own name?
Gideon[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Can we really trust a man who refuses to use his own name?
That rules out a high percentage of internet users.
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You for a start!
speramus in juniperus
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