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I think the chicken is aware that something is amiss!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The chicken has that same worried look as the sheep when Griff enters the field.
speramus in juniperus
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First off, some background:
GNU Libiconv v1.14 has issues when enabling a relocatable library.
I was looking through the makefile, and saw that the relocatable.c file was missing from the sources list, so I added it, ran make, then make install, and it worked! That was somewhat fun to figure out (I hate makefiles).
Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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From time to time my work in IT has caused me to mutter things that make no sense.
Today's example: I just received the 3rd revision to the final version of the specifications.
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...and still waiting for the final revision to the final version of the specifications.
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The part that doesn't make sense is the final version of the specifications
We all know there is no "final" version of specifications 
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^ This man has experience in the field.
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There is actually a final version of specifications*
*Subject to change without notice.
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Shameel wrote: There is actually a final version of specifications
I'd be happy with just that 
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Half the damn time there isn't a first version of the specification!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Most of the time my specifications are this:
Make it like project X, except it'll be different.
Of course they can't explain what is different, so I spend a couple hundred hours making something only to have to throw half of it out and do it again...
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Every revision of a specification is the final version of that specification. The revision you get tomorrow is a new specification.
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During a recent product release cycle, we made it to RC13. Yes, release candidate 13.
Software Zen: delete this;
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microsoft are to sue for copying windows functionality
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Another idea that Apple stole from Microsoft.
I'm sure Apple's version will be 'revolutionary' and 'ground breaking'.
The next version of iOS will offer the screen in 6 new exciting colors.
Microsoft will then try to surpass Apple by displaying animated kittens on their blue screens.
The people at Ask will publish a 'blue screen helper' task bar that will be automatically downloaded every time Java updates.
A patent troll will file a lawsuit claiming the blue screen was his idea.
Someone out of Asian will successfully market an 8x11 sheet of light blue paper as an ultra thin tablet. It will be the most useful tablet ever created because you can at least wipe your arse with it.
NSA will spend 4 billion dollars trying to figure out how to hack a sheet of paper.
And so on...
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You are quite the visionary.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You’re my hero.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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That sucks or in Apple's case that bites!
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Big ripe tomato, baby onion, freshly ground peppercorns, cumin seeds, amchur, corriander seeds, some garlic pods, tiny pinches of chilli powder and turmeric powder. Garnished with herb seasoning and coriander leaves.
15 minutes spent, but it's delicious.
A picture: http://www.codeproject.com/script/Membership/Uploads/1817418/Tomato_soup.jpg[^]
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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