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Be careful, that author is an unemployed,gin-fuelled, alcoholic who has to constantly change countries in case the authorities catch up with him for his crimes against good taste and public decency.
Do not trust anything he writes as it could be Factually Accurate!
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Dalek Dave wrote: his crimes against good taste and public decency
:Vilmos sits in his 'Arrises thinking 'ow could anyone question his taste?:
speramus in juniperus
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So you don't deny the 'Public Decency' charge then?
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I'm up and dressed, what more can you ask?
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Are the curtains open. People who bang on about scroungers always mention how the curtains are closed at 8:30(am) for some reason.
Well done on the article BTW!
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Curtains are open and I am actually working; not faffing about on codeproject all morning honestly orificer it wasn't me I wasn'tthereit'sastitchupyabastard. The article is a a wee bit old [and actually needs updating when the lazy good for nothing drunk can get around to it] but it's nice to see it up there.
speramus in juniperus
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It's a nice feeling when that happens, isn't it? 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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At our age, remembering why you put the kettle on is a nice feeling.
speramus in juniperus
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Ah! You've been Woking[^] again, haven't you?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Turned out it was the wrong room, I should have been cleaning the Luton[^].
[Do I see a game for the day emerging]
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If so, I suspect we will all be feeling pretty Farnham[^] by the end of the day...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I think I win again:
Le Touquet (n.)
A mere nothing, an unconsidered trifle, a negligible amount. Un touquet is often defined as the difference between the cost of a bottle of gin bought in an off-licence and one bought in a duty-free shop.
I 'ave un touquet in my pocket and I'm feeling rather good about it!
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I would have thought your were feeling rather Duntish[^]...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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1-0 for OG
That was a good one 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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But do you know The Rules of Luton[^]?
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Only in Luton (and Scotland) would eating fruit be a crime...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I think you'll find in Scotland it'd be a miracle on a par with lanolin intolerance in a Welshman.
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Yes, I was shocked too. 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Too kind Carlo, too kind. 
speramus in juniperus
modified 5-Nov-13 6:30am.
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Chris was shocked as well, but it seems he has fixed the article feature bug by now.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I have a screenshot somewhere of one of articles being featured, one in the list of recent articles, and one in the top 10 list.
So. You really are a Java programmer!
Marc
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I do not choose a language, the solution chooses a language.
TBH, I do a lot of Java right now, but I'm pretty good with C#, VB :pteew: and I've been doing a wee bit of PHP recently too. If you pay me to maintain a legacy COBOL system I can do that too, for the right money.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: If you pay me to maintain a legacy COBOL system I can do that too, for the right money.
Yeah, that's how I got into Ruby on Rails for the last year now. I've always wanted to get into web programming but tend to wait until someone pays me to learn, haha. So, it happened that I'm learning RoR rather than say, ASP.NET / Razor, but from what I see, Razor and the whole MVC - ASP.NET thing "stole" a lot of good ideas from RoR, so I suspect my skills are transferable easily enough. Besides the fact that a lot of web programming actually has to be done in Javascript!
Marc
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Nah, it's about Java. I've already been there. Next week I'll be in Sumatra instead.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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"Rev the engine, before inhabitant of Stalag turns communist, and land an attempt to bring down the house."(9,4)
Too Easy
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