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Someone at work mailed me this[^]. No matter what this sign was intended for, there only can be one answer. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Brilliant. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Well I guess JFK, MLK, et al also died from that.
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What a wonderful start for the day! Thanks for posting. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Doh! So I've had to take the whiteboard down. Someone tried to swipe it - not good at all so I've asked Roger and another developer to come up with a web site that displays the current status and version numbers of all of our projects and that gets updated when a build takes place. Would have asked Tim but he is utterly obsessed with version numbers so I had to let him go.
You'd think the bloody developers would have thought of that.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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mark merrens wrote: Would have asked Tim but he is utterly obsessed with version numbers so I had to let him go.
Wow. I hope you had more reason to fire him than just annoying you about the version numbers.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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He had also problems with the cover sheets of his TPS reports!
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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mark merrens wrote: Someone tried to swipe it
Any leads on the scoundrel(s)? There's a special place in...
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And the next thing we hear from ya is that someone has hacked into the website and posted Ansel Adams pictures of, you know, au-natural nature... 
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Nobody wants to see that!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I would have been funnier if:
"So I've had to take the whiteboard down. Someone wiped it clean each night - not good at all ... Blamed Tim and let him go."
"Update - Just got a call from the janitorial service saying that cleaning the whiteboard each night was taking an extra half hour. The past few days are on the house, but going forward, we will be billed accordingly." 
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But that's not what happened. I think you think this is all made up but its happening, right now. Luckily, I've given the teams the day off for Thanksukkah so the new site won't be up for a few days.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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mark merrens wrote: Thanksukkah
Is that the sequel to this[^] fine cinematic epic?
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Indeed it is. They are planning a sequal of the sequal but it won't be ready for about 79000 years...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Whoa whoa whoa. Jumping the gun aren't we? The correct next step is to replace the board with a shared spreadsheet. Then decide you need an intranet to replace it when it corrupts.
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mark merrens wrote: Someone tried to swipe it
Are you sure the person wasn't just trying to take it home for the night to memorize it?
www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com
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I can't tell if these posts are tongue in cheek or not. Seems someone's got a bit of a boss god complex going on.
I can pretty much guarantee that if you refer to your staff as 'bloody developers' they refer to you as worse.
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It's very much tongue firmly in cheek.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Ok, I'm very glad 
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SVN is to Developers | TFS is to Build/Deployment Engineers!
Do you Agree?
Please share your thoughts...
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I do not agree. Subversion is not appropriate for code development at all.
TFS is somewhat more appropriate.
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SVN is appropriate for development. At least, it is so invisible and does its job so I can concentrate on development.
Nuclear launch detected
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