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dexterama wrote: telomere
My midi-chlorians are more important.
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Well, it's nearly Christmas again. Where does time go?
Anyway, I bring you the greetings of the season and my annual musical gift[^].
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Kurtz: "The horror ! The horror !"
... exit Marlow ...
If you seek to aid everyone that suffers in the galaxy, you will only weaken yourself … and weaken them. It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards… If you care for others, then dispense with pity and sacrifice and recognize the value in letting them fight their own battles." Darth Traya
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hehe... My boys (aged 13 and almost 12) love this album - it's what we listen to while opening presents!!
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Sorry, I am OK, now.
Now I wear my glasses, no 'musical griff' in the brain.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Cheers Pete, will download it and play v loud on the day.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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It's from the album A Twisted Christmas by Twisted Sister... well worth grabbing the whole album!!
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I think I will, my friend is running a disco on the 27th Dec in a very staid and traditional club, I think they might appreciate this (evil grin)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Ah! My eyes!
I was playing the same bars as these wankers in the early 80s. In fact, right about the time I hit NY ready to rock, all the guys with the girly makeup and hairspray arrive on the scene, and any form of rock and roll that didn't involve cross dressing was instantly out of style.
Clearly, my timing sucks. But I can assure you we'll never know how I look in lipstick and eye shadow. 
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Wow Pete. Awesome.
Happy happy to you and yours.
Carrie
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And a merry Christmas to you and yours. I hope your first Christmas as marrieds is amazingly awesome.
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All it needs is Mankini Sean.
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In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy.
And Dot Com was a homely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town, with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"
And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"
And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between, to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums.
And the drums rang out and were an immediate success.
Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.
To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Damascus Sybarites, or NERDS.
And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drum heads and drum sticks.
And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others."
And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known.
He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."
And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."
"YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.
Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.
It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).
That is how it all began.
And that's the truth.
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It's only 2.568k in size, deficient by 7.832k
None-the-less: FUNNY!
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It was REALLY funny a couple of years ago when it was first posted
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Unlike most of the "jokes" posted here, 'tis the first time I've seen this one.
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And me, well done I think.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yes. And that's not even Peter Tork's real hat.
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Eh ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Nicely done. Good imagination to couple everything together 
Ken
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 +5
/ravi
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Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
Ah, that had me laughing! And GOOGLE! Excellent acronym. Very well done, sir!
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
Good line, no doubt. But ya really gotta like "several saddle bags short of a camel load".
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Gary Huck wrote: But ya really gotta like "several saddle bags short of a camel load".
Absolutely!
Marc
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