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- Mitchell Kapor
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Maybe he was hoping for a "revolutionary" s*x.
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Nah, that story is nothing but spin!
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I know it's better to not only be long, but wide, as well.
But stuck in a washing machine? I feel sorry for a guy who'd bring a fearful sweat to an elephant in heat.
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The Environment Agency are urging the evacuation of large parts of Wales in case of flooding.
It's because of all the leaks.
speramus in juniperus
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:groan:
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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- just doing my job -
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The Environment Agency are urging the evacuation of large parts of Wales in case of flooding.
no need for conditions
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Careful there Boyo!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Evacuation includes sheep?
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That's implied, no Welshman would leave a sheep behind. Or a sheep's come to that.
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Sheep, Women and Children first, isn't that the code? 
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I believe it is "sheep first, shepherds second, woman and children if there's room"
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The noble Welshman... 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I believe it is "sheep first, shepherds second, woman and children if there's room"
Shepherds, is that what they call em? How civilized!
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Your coat, sir. You forgot to pick it up on the way out.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Evander Holyfield says being gay ain't normal.
He should know, he spent years battering men around the ring.
See Here
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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in the average boxing match there seems to be an awful lot of hugging going on for two straight men
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Sweaty, semi-naked men in close bodily contact?
I think it is a gayfest sport.
They even train in a Gymnasium which is Greek for "Let's get naked and wrestle"!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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its like top gun, I have the hetrosexual cut, brilliant but only 15 minutes long
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I always thought boxing was a bit gay.
Two men in silk boxers, fighting over a belt and a purse.
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Now I need to clean my monitor.
[Edit]
Just to specify, from tea.
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Keith Barrow wrote: Just to specify, from tea.
Come off it, everyone knows you're a coffee drinker. 
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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What I was worried about people thinking, can be summed up in the first three letters of your reply. 
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Dalek Dave wrote: Evander Holyfield says being gay ain't normal.
Whereas two men, hitting each other in the face till one of them falls over is?
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