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this is why doctors don't DO medicine but rather are always just practicing at it.
you want something inspirational??
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We know well you are single.
--The Drugs Dogs
By the way, best wishes to 'Herself'.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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185 Yeti walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
PS. It's pretty chilly out there today.
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185 Yeti walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"That's abominable!"
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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185 Yeti walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry we're not open yeti, can't serve you 'til noon.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Yeti reply, "I think you should reconsider. Ever gotten to the end of SkiFree?"
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185 Yeti walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"Why not?"
"It's 185 below zero - everything's frozen."
/ravi
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185 Yeti walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
Yeti in the back yells "Leave it to Francis to throw a crappy bachelor party!"
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"... because you don't exist, which makes it unlikely that you'll pay."
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And, those, my friends, were his last words.
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The latest one is out: How much would a T-Rex eat in New York?[^] but that isn't the problem.
One of the notes links to here: http://regex.alf.nu/[^]
Don't go there. For the sake of your soul, don't go there. It's addictive and fiendish...gosh-darn regexes!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's addictive But only if you are any good at regex. Fortunately I'm rubbish, so got thrown out quite early.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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A quick try got me to 880.
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There is also this[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I like it!
"Multi-tasking is a moral weakness"
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I am disappointed. The site does not load slowly, it is damn too fast
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I done it for 40 years without organizing myself...
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I'll have to think about joining this one, don't want to rush into it you know.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I'm talking about ChrisElston[^]He was one of the funniest people on here, but his account seems to have gone. I hope you lot haven't got rid of him with your over-zealousness on the report button.
Back in the day the uni-voter was referred to as having a small penis, nowadays it seems normal to report people for trivialities. The Americans have already all gone, Pompeyboy3, and now Chris Elston amongst others. You lot are making this place a poorer place than it use to be.
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I have reported this post and you as abusive.
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I know you're only joking but it is only a matter of time before the regulars start doing that.
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I suppose that's unavoidable on a forum when any old riff-raff is allowed to report items, people will always abuse the privilege.
This moderation topic is always a hot potato on most of the sites I visit, "The Lounge" is no exception to this rule.
My motto is never take things to serious in life (that may sound a bit serious!)
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Are you sure you don't mean http://www.codeproject.com/Members/chris-elston[^]? In all seriousness, anyone who is thrown off because of over zealous, or plain vindictive, downvoters has the right of appeal, and if allowed, Chris will reinstate their account.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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That account has no messages posted. No I mean ChrisElston, him who had the petition for the allotments.
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