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"UK takes an other step towards becoming the new DPRK"
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I was struggling for a title of my post. 
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Bizarre! I got this as a reply to the thread below, as I guess you meant it, rather than here.
OY! HAMSTERS! LEAVE OFF THE SUNFLOWER HOOCH WHEN YOU'RE WORKING!
speramus in juniperus
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Indeed - I'm fibbling too much with the keys today. The alcohol level in my blood seems to be too low. Now it's back where it belongs!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Gotta hit the Ballmer Peak.
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It's not good enough to hit it, it's maintaining it that's important.
speramus in juniperus
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.com is okay, it's .co.uk addresses that'll be blocked. I guess that puts pay to the owners using frottagecottage.co.uk[^]
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Hey - don't worry.
Step Two: Block non-UK domains that don't meet theirs specs.
then on to
Step Three: Blocking other content your government deems offensive.
This is all, of course, a budgetary strategy, as after step three the screening can be cheaply outsourced to China !
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Already they block access to sites that offer free downloads of Movies.
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An issue arose a few years back in Canada where web filters were blocking sites that contained certain words. Unfortunately, they also blocked access to county web sites for Middlesex county...
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Scunthorpe was right out too!
speramus in juniperus
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Roger Lloyd-Pack, the British actor known to millions as slow-witted roadsweeper Trigger in BBC sitcom Only Fools and Horses, has died aged 69.
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When I read you subject line, I thought that you were taking in the news a tad slowly:
Trigger[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The character was named after that Trigger, as he had a long face
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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That is sad.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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What that Trigger's dead or that Nagy beat you to posting it first?
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Neither, the local pub closed early today.
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Very sad. First grandad, then uncle Albert, and now Trigger. Lovable characters, all of them.
A scene[^] from one of my favourite episodes of OFAH.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Sorry to tell you, but Trigger[^] died a long time ago... RIP, big fellow. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I thought I would win this one.
The answer is OFTENTIMES
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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bstrdblcksrs, I had that and couldn't fit it in. As the North Sea Driller said to Ms Hilton.
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Police have just arrested a man for stealing a sign saying " & Emergency "
He claims to have found it by accident.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold January evening and was at home with his wife.
"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."
"What happened dear?"
"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks!"
"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them?"
"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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