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Winds of 108mph
Structural damage
Flying debris
Massive depression
Icy blasts
Communication difficulties
Untold misery and suffering...
That's the forecast if I forget about Valentines Day again!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Not sure about the wind bit but the rest is definitely true.
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I've just got back from the shops, where I saw some marmalade with your name on. So I thought I have to buy it and send the jar over to you.
Unfortunately now that I got it home, I realised it said Thick Cut
speramus in juniperus
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Nice!
I shall Preserve that one.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I'm sure your pantry is quite full already, but with a little luck, you might be able to Jam it in there somewhere... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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These puns could be Spread a bit thin.
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It only just o curd to me that this was a pun run.
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I was waiting for a chance to jam it into a thread.
Actually, I made some Seville Marmalade yesterday. Or I thought I had. It reached setting temp and looked good to go, potted it and the frogging stuff is still as runny as a 60 second egg.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy, Chris asked about a year ago, if we would stop editing spam - just report it (and post the links in the Spam and Abuse Watch forum[^])
The reasoning is simple: He tries automated systems from time to time, and if you edit the spam, and it then gets reported, the text they look at contains nothing spammy, and they get confused.
In addition, editing it resets the spam counter, so it takes longer to automatically remove.
(there is also the risk that you could get the spammer votes on your account if people aren't careful)
Just report it, post links to the member and spam in S&A and someone with appropriate permissions will delete it!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oops. 
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So ... do you plan to abduct a child ? That is a curious way to spend Valentine's Day....
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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"Did you just fall?"
"No. I attacked the floor."
"Backwards?"
"I'm freaking talented!"
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Shame the talent doesn't stretch to freaking joke-telling.
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"It is said that mother will understand Dickensian porridge supplier."(10)
I think this is REALLY tough.
So best brains in please.
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Really excited to see another masterful little lesson in moving leaders backwards!
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I thought that was two words (4 6).
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Oooops, shouldn't attempt these things at 1 o'clock in the morning 
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To be fair I thought he had been dead many years so was quite surprised to see the obit.
Wiki[^]
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World was a film I enjoyed as a child but haven't seen for years.
I may hunt it out.
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I thought the same thing Car accident or something... Must say he & Terry Thomas have an ability to make most belly laugh!
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R.I.P. Another legend taken from us. I had not idea he was still alive either.
Mad mad mad world had a lot of famous people in it, my favorite was Jonathon Winters that man was amazing!
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Just to see all of those old (and I mean "old") actors in all of the hundreds of bit parts will be the frosting on the cake.
Well worth seeing again.
Dave.
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Some weeks ago my new collage give me this link...
http://trusteerchallenge.com/[^]*
I solved the problem in about 25 minutes. Yesterday it became obvious that I was too slow...
What also became obvious that the challenge was a way to recruit for Trusteer - an IBM company. How I know they mailed me:
Quote: Unfortunately, you did not win one of the first prizes. However, we were impressed by your solution and want to offer you a chance to submit your resume for a position at Trusteer, an IBM company.
All my - professional - life I worked with small companies (under 50 people) and even I tempted to go I'm just asking myself (and now you) how it is to work with big companies?
Any thoughts?
*Even you can solve the quiz - it's time is over, and it's only for Israel...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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that smells PRESSURE..
if you love working with pressure, then go..
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
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One word - payment. I rest my case
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Any thoughts?
The quiz wasn't really interesting, the work will be worse.
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