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None. They'll just have a contest and give away prizes to the CP member who changes it the fastest and with the most wattage.
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Well he can do it as a freelancer 
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Two, one to complain about it, the other will stand up thank goodness that someone finally dimmed the bright ball overhead.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Our dearest Auntie Beeb reports[^] that Boeing has made such a phone.
I assume it will based on a self-destructing battery? They have plenty of experience they can call on from their Dreamliner.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Well...I did have one design where the PSU was controlled by a small PIC. The hardware guy did tell me that I had to be careful, as the wrong combination of PIC outputs could effectively switch 400VDC onto the 5V rail.
So I hooked that to the main application software checksum failure... and made it switch after a number of failures 
We did for a while have an Indian distributor who then produced "his own machine" that had a rather high failure rate in the field... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: Boeing makes self-destruct phone.
My wife has an iPhone like that. It just gave up the ghost this evening for no apparent reason. 
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Notifications waiting for me to view them, that is!
Anyone else got a good number there? 'Cause it may be a while before that does overflow... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Well, you can't go home for the weekend before you've caught up with them all young man!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That might present a problem, given where my office is...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Don't tell me you work from home? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oh yes!
The commute is a bugger - it can take me anything up to 20 seconds, if the cat gets in the way.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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We got the word 2 weeks ago that we had to be in the office 5 days a week. 
AND they are making me move to a communal area.
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Is that what that little red box next to my name is for? I wondered...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Walking around the office this morning, I counted name plates - five Americans and 26 Indian/Pakistani.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You do realize some foreigners take American names when they move here. It could be less than 5. 
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LOL - That'll cheer him up for sure! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hmm, What's an american name?
Serious question.
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John Simmons for one. 
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: John Simmons for one.
Wrong - European immigrant 
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running with wolves
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's Dances With Wolves brother-in-law.
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Only inside Discos.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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sing after me
Y M C A
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I prefer the YMRCOTIGBSA1 version, but it doesn't scan as well.
1 "Young Men's Reformed Cultists Of The Ichor God Bel-Shamharoth" for the inadequately educated!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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my arms dropped off after the first verse
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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