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We got the word 2 weeks ago that we had to be in the office 5 days a week. 
AND they are making me move to a communal area.
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Is that what that little red box next to my name is for? I wondered...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Walking around the office this morning, I counted name plates - five Americans and 26 Indian/Pakistani.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You do realize some foreigners take American names when they move here. It could be less than 5. 
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LOL - That'll cheer him up for sure! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hmm, What's an american name? 
Serious question.
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John Simmons for one. 
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: John Simmons for one.
Wrong - European immigrant 
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running with wolves
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's Dances With Wolves brother-in-law.
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Only inside Discos.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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sing after me
Y M C A
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I prefer the YMRCOTIGBSA1 version, but it doesn't scan as well.
1 "Young Men's Reformed Cultists Of The Ichor God Bel-Shamharoth" for the inadequately educated!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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my arms dropped off after the first verse
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Probably just as well: the Seven-Plus-Oneth verse is a killer!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That's mean.
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That's average. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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its just the standard deviation
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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It's certainly not the norm for sure.
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It's a combination of things.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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GAH! NO![^] \m/
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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There's also his half-cousin, Running From Wolves.
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George Washington Carver.
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