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I like your guess  
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Driving Miss Daisy
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Good one Simon!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hollow Man?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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The Money Pit
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Auntie has this story[^] about an Indian chap and how his simple invention is changing menstrual health in his country. I was struck not by his humility, which he has in spade-loads, but by his outlook on life.
In particular: He believes that big business is parasitic, like a mosquito, whereas he prefers the lighter touch, like that of a butterfly. "A butterfly can suck honey from the flower without damaging it,"
And: Luckily I'm not educated," he tells students. "If you act like an illiterate man, your learning will never stop... Being uneducated, you have no fear of the future.
I wish him all the success he deserves.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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You do realise that flowers do not have honey?
Honey is the protein-enriched, enzyme-engineered, dehydrated insect vomit.
(Sounds lovely, now spread it on your muffins)
I think he meant nectar, which is merely a monosacchiraide fructose and glucose solution offered by the plant in a symbiotic gesture with this pollinator vector (in this case a Bee).
Whilst I applaud his attitude, a little education on basic flora and fauna would be advantageous.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: now spread it on your muffins
Oh! Err! Missus!
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I think you may be proving his point for him.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Whilst I applaud his attitude, a little education on basic flora and fauna would be advantageous.
I don't think that would change what it is he's trying to accomplish.
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This is a great story. I am active in a NGO that helps people all around the world, so I know a lot of such stories : there are a lot of great people on the planet.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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As long as he doesn't try to market them as Indian Pads or the shortened version of the name...
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If he delivers them by bike then it gives "menstrual cycle" a different meaning as well.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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wrong forum.. Please try in Quick Answers..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Oooo... such a calm reply. What's wrong with you? 
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Saw his profile and understood this was his first post.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Others where less patient - he's gone...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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The post was harmless, and the poster was obviously new to this place. If we keep driving away people like this, I wonder if that's for good.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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It's not good at all. There does seem to be a trigger happy tendency - worse still, they seem to like to fire both barrels and remove both the post and the account.
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I want to buy an android tablet for The Boy(TM)'s birthday.
Cheap is good.
Mainly will be used for playing games online (so needs to run flash) and watching videos (so I guess reasonable wifi and graphics)
I think a 7-9 inch would be about right - but happy to listen to other recommendations.
The Wife saw an Amicroe 9" on special, which looked like it was OK - but I never heard of them and really know little or nothing about the android market - so I throw myself on your mercy.
Tell me what to buy.
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I want to buy an android tablet for The Boy(TM)'s birthday.
I bought the wife and kids a Google Nexus 7 for Christmas 2012, they have had no dramas with it so far. All love it and they now come with a full HD screen.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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_Maxxx_ wrote: so needs to run flash
That will be a problem:
1. AFAIK Adboe does not support Flash on Android anymore. You can't just install it, you need to find and old version and browser that still support it.
2. Cheap tablets are often incompatible and games fail to run (not only online, but also native apps). Specification seems to be OK, but games just don't start or have unacceptable framerate.
I've tried it. My son was very unhappy with cheap tablet that can't run half of games. I had to replace it with Samsung Galaxy Tab 2.0 7". He is happy now
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My eight year old niece has a Tesco Hudl and loves it
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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