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I *think* Leslie may have posted that 3 or 4 times lately..
Nevermind, it was just as funny as the other instances. 
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He don't sound too french to me... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Don't cross post! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government.
John Adams
If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of government. But then I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Winston Churchill
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavours to live at the expense of everybody else.
Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850)
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
P.J. O'Rourke
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
Voltaire (1764)
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
Pericles (430 B.C.)
No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866)
Talk is cheap...except when government does it.
Anonymous
The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
Ronald Reagan
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Mark Twain
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save government.
Mark Twain
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
Thomas Jefferson
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop
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85% of quotes on the internet are made up.
Abraham Lincoln
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The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
- Winston Churchill, 1944
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If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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not sure about others mentioned in the post but
Quote: "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
- Winston Churchill, 1944"
i think Winston Churchill was not lucky enough to use internet.
Ravi Khoda
modified 6-Mar-14 7:37am.
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Of course he did. We had the internet for years before the rest of the world caught on.
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He did, but back in those days there was only one tube.
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*waves hand over Ravikhoda's head*
WOOOOSH!
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Two of you were watching that QI on Dave?
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Here in Italy, we are going into prosperity just like Churchill said.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Count us Indians in 
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Good, that really made me think. Now, I also want to know:
- Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
- How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
- But then who was phone?
- How is babby formed?
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1) Only under Special Circumstances.
B) Because the mouse looking over your shoulder sees his reflection.
iii) Thomas Edison - he left a message.
IV) Under a gooseberry bush.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Auntie reports[^]
Gives screwing your bitch a whole new meaning.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
modified 6-Mar-14 4:51am.
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