|
"Brighton Synchronised Swimmers who put on a dry-land showing of their piece The Final Frontier."
...so...they walked about a bit, then? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
|
|
|
|
|
I liked
"We have a zero tolerance approach to drugs, guns and any like behaviour."
Yeah because pubs that have anything other than a zero tolerance to guns are not pubs, they are Saloons.
|
|
|
|
|
*cough*
You've obviously not frequented some of the same pubs I used to then... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
|
|
|
|
|
No I prefer straight pubs. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
I give you the 11 worst things in the world ever[^].
#11 is particularly awful and don't scroll down that far if you are eating and/or drinking. If you d get to #11, I recommend you start drinking heavily to remove the thought.
Enjoy!
Especially #11!
|
|
|
|
|
I like #7. But I don't understand what #8 is about.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
|
|
|
|
|
I've had nights like that shown in #7 - but I always used a screwdriver rather than a knife and the handle prevented that failure. But not the wine redecorating the ceiling... 
Number 8 is easy to fix: There's an app for that[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
|
|
|
|
|
OriginalGriff wrote: Number 8 is easy to fix: There's an app for that[^]
Number 11 is easy to fix. Lock him in Oscar Pistorius' toilet.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Because you don't have any sock puppet accounts?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
|
|
|
|
|
Smartass! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
|
|
|
|
|
Basically the red triangle-ish thing (looks like part of the manufacturer's sticker) is a plastic widget called a plectrum. It's used to pluck the strings, and pretty hard to remove (I'd assume) if dropped in the sound hole.
|
|
|
|
|
Unstring the guitar and reach in the hole?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
|
|
|
|
|
+5 
but first i would try the following pattern:
"Shaken, not stirred" 
|
|
|
|
|
Sounds like that'd work. Never played guitar, do the strings stretch if they are used more than once?
|
|
|
|
|
Good question, hence my "?"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
|
|
|
|
|
Not that much, and the tuning screws are there to adjust the tension of the string.
|
|
|
|
|
Keith Barrow wrote: is a plastic widget called a plectrum
That a UK English thing, or is that the proper name? Only ever called it a "pick".
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
|
|
|
|
|
Plectrum appears in Wikipedia, as does guitar pick. Perhaps plectrum is a formal name for it, could well be a Britishism? I do know it is normally abbreviated to "plec".
|
|
|
|
|
If I'm reading that right, a pick is a specific type of plectrum. A pick is always a plectrum, a plectrum is not always a pick. Mystery solved.
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
|
|
|
|
|
It's called a "pick" and it's a trivial exercise to remove. Turn the guitar upside down, shake. Out falls pick. Continue playing.
Will Rogers never met me.
|
|
|
|
|
For once I wish myt employers net-ninny was more heavy handed. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
|
|
|
|
|
Since I've steadfastly refused to watch #11, I have no issues purging it from my mind.
|
|
|
|
|
Oh I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
I wish to complain about these Post-It Notes, what I purchased not half an hour ago.
I wrote on one, stuck it to my monitor and it doesn't work! Nothing got posted here!
Can I have my money back?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
