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Chock Nurris [sic]? Not moi. If he came to the UK and boarded a bus without his bus pass, would anyone try to Chuck him off it?
Mrs. Wife said I can treat myself to some goodies for myself just as long as she knows how much. 
That rules out the Ducati 1199 Panigale.
A clutch pencil should be okay. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: That rules out the Ducati 1199 Panigale
Bummer!
They make very nice motorcycles. Licencectomies on two wheels! 
How fast does the pencil go?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: How fast does the pencil go?
20mph in a school zone. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Happy birthday to you too!
thatrajaCode converters | Education Needed
No thanks, I am all stocked up. - Luc Pattyn
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is - Henry Minute
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Thank you, thatraja. All donations to my birthday Ducati fund are gratefully accepted.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Happy Birthday ! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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Same wishes to you, have a good day. I'd love to help with the Ducati, but I have the same problem with a Royal Enfield that wants to be friends with me.
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Does Auntie Liz know you want to buy her chickens?
Is this an Indian Enfield, or a "proper" Brit?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It's the Indian made, UK customised Clubman. [mobile no clicky]
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Clicky[^]
Nice bike - not my taste (I prefer twins, preferably 90 degree Vs) but I'm betting it's loads of fun (provided you stay well away from motorways - but that applied to all British bikes, especially Notrun ComeAndGos I used to run). Have you tried one?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I have, hence I want!
Actually, I'd like that kind of style but I'd also like to take it to Hungary which would require a short motorway run (around 1500km) to get there.
Her Esteemed Chancellor of the Purse Strings has said kindly that I may buy one  , but only with my money  .
Guess I need to work.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: a short motorway run (around 1500km)
¡Ay, caramba! 
Rather you than me - my back would never take it!
(And you better get it well and truly run in before you try that one!)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That'll be the Norton Commando? Was that the bike that you needed an oil pan under the sump to catch what the sump couldn't hold?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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That's the one - except it was dry sump, and mine didn't leak hardly at all... But you only needed one tool to completely dismantle it.
A motorway...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Thank you Sir Ginaholic. A good few weeks ago I was looking through some classic bike magazines at WHS and one had a restoration article about a Royal Enfield. A beautiful bike indeed. It also had an article about the BMW R90/S a bike I used to have way back in the, ahem, 70s.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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happy birthday!
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Happy birthday Pete
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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Happy Birthday PO'H!
![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) and from Griff a ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
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Happy burfdee Senor. O'Hanlon. (jug of beer x3).
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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If quoting POH you are, an effort to get it right you should make! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KifNgw5wEE[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Chuck Norris is 74 today. Maybe we ought to celebrate by telling Chuck Norris jokes? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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He has heard every joke before - and roundhouse kicked it out the window!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Allright, so here is one:
Chuck Norris does not need a break to get out of a while (true).
while (!working) {
Reboot();
}
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