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I'm right with there with Adobe.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Here[^]
Not sure which one is the girl as they both appear to be wearing skirts.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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It's a pity she isn't an actress...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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not an actress? look at the shoes!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2587652/SEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Archbishop-Welby-marries-daughter.html
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There is a very, very old series of jokes that all end "as the actress said to the Bishop" (or vice versa) and are invariably smutty.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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too much!
in this context this fit well... "That’s What She Said”
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I don't know that one, but we're having Chicken and Apricot tonight.
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I'm sorry, having a bad day! That so looked like the set up for a joke, religion argument, it was my go to response.
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No set-up, just as play on duck/chicken.
Jeez, I need a drink.
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You're a braver man than I am, Gunga Din!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Supper is supped and wine was sipped. Now for a night cap.
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I'm sitting comfortably, with a small Famous Grouse, and trying to get 2048 past 14308/1024.
Unsuccessfully...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The tartan for the groom's kilt looks very much like mine; similar colour scheme.
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A better headline would have been Archbishop of Canterbury has just married his own son. (One month ago).
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Walking on the beach yesterday morning. Look up and see a man cleaning his deck, working pretty hard.
Look again: Jason Statham.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I didn't know he played Poker.
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The odds are stacked against you that anyone will laugh at that.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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"I elephanting hate traffic wardens"
(Ok, he didn't say it, but Bacon provided the feed line)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oh, deck, I misread that the first time.
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You thought perhaps he was cleaning his clock?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If he had been really lucky, he would have seen Amy Smart, Statham's co-star from Crank[^] cleaning her pussy[^]!
PS: SFW!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Took my car for it's MOT - passed like a top dawg - and now I'm orf for a little spin around the lanes before doing the school run. So no LTB for Vilmos, just fun!
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LBT ? Drinking Acronym I'm not familiar with?
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