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 too much!
in this context this fit well... "That’s What She Said”
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I don't know that one, but we're having Chicken and Apricot tonight.
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I'm sorry, having a bad day! That so looked like the set up for a joke, religion argument, it was my go to response. 
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No set-up, just as play on duck/chicken.
Jeez, I need a drink. 
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You're a braver man than I am, Gunga Din!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Supper is supped and wine was sipped. Now for a night cap.
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I'm sitting comfortably, with a small Famous Grouse, and trying to get 2048 past 14308/1024.
Unsuccessfully... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The tartan for the groom's kilt looks very much like mine; similar colour scheme.
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A better headline would have been Archbishop of Canterbury has just married his own son. (One month ago). 
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Walking on the beach yesterday morning. Look up and see a man cleaning his deck, working pretty hard.
Look again: Jason Statham.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I didn't know he played Poker.
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The odds are stacked against you that anyone will laugh at that.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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"I elephanting hate traffic wardens"
(Ok, he didn't say it, but Bacon provided the feed line)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oh, deck, I misread that the first time.
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You thought perhaps he was cleaning his clock?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If he had been really lucky, he would have seen Amy Smart, Statham's co-star from Crank[^] cleaning her pussy[^]! 
PS: SFW!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Took my car for it's MOT - passed like a top dawg - and now I'm orf for a little spin around the lanes before doing the school run. So no LTB for Vilmos, just fun!
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LBT ? Drinking Acronym I'm not familiar with?
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Lunch Time Beer
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The Vilmos has Beer at lunch? Wine surely (he's a properly brought up lush, don't you know!) 
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"For".
The word is "For", not "At".
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Observant you are young man!
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You had me worried that I didn't write LTB. As Shep pointed out, it does indeed mean Lunch Time Beer. It is not mandatory to have beer as a LTB, wine or spirits are just as acceptable, but a mid-working-day drink has always been an LTB AFAIK ICBW.
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