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Me sat behind a bush eating a bacon sammich 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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That sounds really good.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Green Eggs and Bacon.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Thank you Dr Seuss - I'd forgotten that one!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The girl next door? 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Kermit's finger.
Will Rogers never met me.
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The answer is AFTERSHOCK
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Indeed:
Dessert AFTERS
wine HOCK
causes one to wobble later
AFTERSHOCK
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I beat me to it 
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....Can we take this offline, when they mean "Can we discuss this outside of this meeting", is going to get their head stamped on....offline.
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We'd better discuss that offline, this is no Lounge matter.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Someone had to say that and I had a feeling it would be you! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I did too - but I should have refreshed first... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yes, I am the usual suspect for the facepalm jokes. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Yeah I knew that was coming.
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But...did you expect...
...The Spanish Inquisition?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Put him in the.... COMFY chair! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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He's French. 
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Whoosh!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Voooooom!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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