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First of all, lets cut back on the crack pipe. NOTHING before breakfast, then no more than 2 rocks on the morning and two in the afternoon. That should quieten down the urges.
Oh, the dress suits you but you don't have to wear it every time you post on farcebook.
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But, "Nor" is such a naughty girl, and she has the best underthings.
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Bleach! I need mind bleach!
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Awesome! I'm going to deploy that in response to most things.
"Wake up Muttley, you're dreaming again."
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Keith Barrow wrote: How do I sort this mess?
You could always move to India... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You can tell him either "I have been assimilated", or say that you're in love with C++ already.
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First I was like "Now we lost Keith to the insane", and then I read the thread below. I'm still not convinced that there aren't two english dudes gentlemen posing as Malaysian Girls on Facebook, but willing to give you the credit of the doubt. Nevertheless, I now think on deleting my Facebook account.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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Send him a Malaysian Airways ticket?
Sorry, sorry - poor taste there...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I think you've got yourself into this mess you have to keep it up. I'm sure there's plastic Surgeons out there that can make you into a Malaysian 20-year old.
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Tell him you really are Kate Winslet masquerading as a Malaysian
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S u n s h i n e wrote: Tell him you really are Kate Winslet Piers Morgan masquerading as a Malaysian
FTFY!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Or better yet, Justin Bieber! 
My first rule of debugging: "If you get a different error message, you're making progress."
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No, he has fans.
None with an IQ larger than their shoe size, admittedly, but they are fans.
PM's biggest fan is Jeremy Clarkson...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Since you mentioned him, does he still appear on top gear? The US version is rubbish IMO.
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Yes - but they only do about seven shows a year!
(And they need some new ideas, it's getting kinda predictable these days)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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PTW!
I don't even care if this is real. It's perfect.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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I hate reading these posts in reverse, trying to work out WTF you were on about had me stumped, until I moved to page 4.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Hi there,
before 2 years back, one day I am in facebook. I had searched some girl profile for friendship. I found a girl who is adorable to me from Malaysia. I fall in love after 1 month of chatting. Still I'm love her. She eagerly waiting for me for marriage. The bad thing is I am living in India,  I am not having job on there. I think myself it is not suitable to go Malaysia without job. I am still searching a finest job for me on Malaysia. Friends a small request to you all. If any software developer job in Malaysia. Just tell to me.
Thanks,
Anand. G
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that's very nice that you also love her and want to go to malasiya and marry her. i dont have any reference but what i think that if you have a job here why dont you go to malasiya marry that girl and bring her to India. just an opinion....not sure if that is applicable in your case...all the best. 
Ravi Khoda
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ravikhoda wrote: what i think that if you have a job here why dont you go to malasiya marry that girl and bring her to India.
Nice matter inside your words.  But my mind thinks differently. Its not problem to me the thing is she wants to be there for few years because of her parents, her mother has a spiral health problem, so that I need to go Malaysia and care them. 
Thanks,
Anand. G
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Alright will scan my email list and see if there is something out for you. keep try... 
Ravi Khoda
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ravikhoda wrote: Alright will scan my email list and see if there is something out for you
I seem to be happy to read your message. 
Thank you Ravi Khoda ji.
Thanks,
Anand. G
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Do you what your feelings tell you (but don't fly over).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Sharing is good think to get good thing.
Thanks & Regards,
Anand. G
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