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So, this week is our annual event wherein somewhere between 40,000 and 90,000 motorcycle riders will converge on our area like a swarm of angry hornets, along with several thousand imported uniformed thugs to harass them and ensure nobody has a good time. And what is our brilliant roads department doing to facilitate the event?
This morning they started closing down lanes to repaint the stripes on the highway, which is, by the way, the only route into and out of the area. It makes a fella proud to pay his taxes... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Just chasing the hooligans back across* the river I suspect.
* Why does that look wrong with only one C?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Arizona hasn't been doing well, of late, in the PR department.
It would apparently be an ongoing struggle, years in the making, to be declared as "America's Quebec" *
(There's a governor in NJ who's just aching for a chance to do the same).
* Yes, I know that the other Quebec is also in (North) America, but the two word description kinda rolls off the tongue.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Huh?
I'd rather be phishing!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: to be declared as "America's Quebec"
Ouch!
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Huh? What have you been smoking, and did you bring enough to share?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I think they're starting a campaign to be called the sunshine state. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I thought you must have been from Queensland after that comment, making a very subtle joke... I read far too much into it!!
(Queensland is known as the Sunshine State, and is currently on a bikie crackdown of monumental proportions!!)
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Nope; I was there for about a week not quite two years ago. IIRC you had a prior obligation the Saturday afternoon I met Maxx for a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Given how rarely I have a Saturday available, that doesn't sound out of the realms of possibility...
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_Damian S_ wrote: currently on a bikie crackdown of monumental proportions!!)
The should call Mad Max.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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The bright star in the top left hand corner appears to have some lens flare going on - maybe Hubble needs new optics again?
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: The bright star in the top left hand corner appears to have some lens flare going on
Something like that.
Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: maybe Hubble needs new optics again?
nope. That's fundamental physics combined with deliberate sensor design choices.
The x pattern on it are diffraction spikes caused by the 4 arms holding the secondary mirror in place in front of the primary. They're unavoidable with any conventional reflector telescope, but normally only visible on bright objects.
The blooming effect is because most CCDs/CMOS sensors designed for astronomic imaging use a design that causes the 'electron buckets' for individual pixels to overflow when saturated. Anti-bloom designs exist and are used for most terrestrial purposes; however they roughly half the amount of light captured because instead of running each pixel out to it's maximum size they have large gaps between them to contain/dispose of excess electrons. This means that it takes ~twice as long to image a single target; and since fully saturated (and clipped) pixels don't have any useful data they're rarely a problem. The part you care about won't be exposed long enough to saturate and bloom; and if you want to make a pretty picture you can take a separate, much shorter duration, image that doesn't saturate the bright areas and combine them in post processing.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I am - literally - enlightened 
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Oh if one could be near by and see the black holes of both galaxies combine when they finally coalesce..
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Where's the Dark Matter? How come I can't see any?
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A woman walks in to a bar in a low cut top, everything hanging out. I look. I'm a pervert.
I walk into bar flies undone, everything hanging out. She looks. I'm still the pervert.
modified 23-Apr-14 10:54am.
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Two implications are evident:
1) it's not fair
2) you are a pervert
(rim-shot)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Perversion is in the eye of the beholder.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Am I the only one impressed he 'hangs out' through an open fly?
- Stubby
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Never thought about it. By-the-way where is the mind bleach.
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You read a thread by 'Blue Waffle' and you've a problem with my comment?
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Not a problem with your post, just a problem with the image.
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Three hours trial and error (and running up and down the stairs) before giving up on trying to share a drive over the network.
The installation disc is now filed under F(*** this for a game of soldiers).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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