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Your post was a joke? 
I guess so.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If ethics and such trivialities do not mean much for you, I bet Mr.Dalek can find you some financial package via Elbonia to save you the part where you actually have to pay something.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Move to Scotland.
They'll be independent soon - you can duck and cover in the confusion.
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I understand that regiestering a company in Delaware can make it possible for non-americans to skip paying income tax at all, both in the US AND in their home country... 
Maybe one of our American friends can elaborate on that?
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I thought that was just corporate state tax?
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I'm not all that into the rules, but I think that if you're based outside of the US, corporate state tax is all you would normally pay, and in Delaware there are ways of skipping that.
Tax would then be applicable in your own country if you transfer the money outside of the US. But you could always just take a trip to the US and fetch the money in cash (as long as it doesn't go over a certain amount for each trip).
At least, that's what I was told (by a person who has made scamming a virtue)...
(He told me this before he scammed me out of $90.000 - The man is no longer my friend  - but I have no reason to believe that what he told me about this is untrue...)
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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When I was contracting in the UK I set up my own LTD company, paid the money to that and then paid myself as an employee along with PAYE, etc. I had one of those accountant chappies set it all up for me and everything went very smoothly.
The interesting thing was when I got apparently random audits from both the Inland Revenue and Customs & Excise. C&E came first, treated me like a criminal trying to pull a fast one and seemed extremely disappointed when it turned out I was squeaky clean with every last little thing properly documented. A couple of weeks later came the IR; a very polite chap who sat in my home office (spare bedroom) for a couple of hours going over the same books the C&E had looked at the previous fortnight. At one point, as I brought him a cup of tea, he said "Aha! Here's a problem!", and I was worried and confused as I had told the accountant that I wanted everything "by the book" with no "pushing the limits". it turned out that the "problem" was that I had not claimed enough deductions for the "home office" and some other legitimate business costs and could save myself about an extra 800 pounds. He produced and helped me fill in a correction form and then finished off by saying what a pleasure it had been for him to go through such well maintained and thorough accounts! What a contrast with the C&E guys (three of them on their visit). He was so helpful I felt like asking him if he could audit me every year!
I found out later that my brother (half-brother actually), who was also an IT consultant had recently been audited and found to be pushing every limit and every dodgy claim. Hence my audit as well, I assume. Guilty by association. The weird thing is he used the same accountant and had, in fact, recommended him to me! I did change accountant after that as I realised it was my good wife maintaining the books that was the real saviour and I didn't need the over-priced accountant at all.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I had to do the driving of young girls through a Forest thing again last night.
Regular listeners will remember me mentioning a Search & Rescue operation being setup on my way there last week. I've since found out a group of Brownies had got lost, they were eventually found at three in the morning. No pathfinder badges for them I'm guessing.
Last night was memorable for two things, the first very amusing. At the end of the night I was stood opposite the entrance to the club, trying to recognise the correct girls, next to a pedestrian crossing. Club security stand each side of the crossing and press the button to cross, stop the kids running over the road, that sort of thing. A group had just crossed and the lights were still red when the car at the front drove through. All of a sudden the front of the car behind lit up blue, it was an unmarked police car. Pulled him over a hundred yards down the road for a bollocking.
The other was much more sad, and again involved the police. Driving through the Forest saw flashing blue and red lights up ahead, slowed down and a lane was closed, the police waving vehicles through. Lying in the road but with its head up and eyes open was a young deer, a policeman knelt beside it gently stroking its neck. Presumably it had been hit by a car and they were waiting for the vet.
For those interested in celebrity spotting, last nights special guest at the club was Michelle Keegan[^], personally I think she's wasted on boys under the age of 16.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You give off a serial killer vibe.
I don't know why.
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Nah, I'm too lazy.
I never see anything through.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Quote: I don't know why.
Really? I thought it was obvious.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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chriselst wrote: At the end of the night I was stood opposite the entrance to the club, trying to recognise the correct girls, next to a pedestrian crossing.
Again, context is all.
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chriselst wrote: I had to do the driving of young girls through a Forest thing again last night.
I think I have missed the context post : Why do you have to do that ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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chriselst wrote: Presumably it had been hit by a car and they were waiting for the
vet.
A number of years back, my younger brother and his friend were riding up the road on a horse. A dump truck drove by, the horse was spooked and kicked out. The hoof caught on the truck and was almost ripped off.
The driver was in no way at fault or even suspected of being at fault.
The police were called and a determination was made that the horse would not survive the injury and would need to be put down. I have no issue with what transpired up to this point.
The incident happened in front of a friend-of-the-family and he offered to use a rifle to simply put the horse out of it's misery. The police officer said, "If you do, I will have to charge you with cruelty to an animal."
Instead, the 'humane' treatment was to load the horse in a trailer, drive five miles up the road to where the owner lived, unload the horse, make it walk to the barn and then have the vet give the horse a needle to put it down.
Yes, much more humane....
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Oh the great american laws!
Around here, Cops are allowed to shoot an animal as soon as they (in obvious cases) or the Ranger decide that the animal won't survive anyways. They use this right especially in accident where a wild animal is involved - If the animal is still there when the Cops arrive it is pretty much clear that it won't survive and they give it a shot to the head.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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Marco Bertschi wrote: Oh the great american laws!
This is when I lived in Canada, so it wasn't an American law, it was an Ontario law.
My in-laws live in New York state and my brother-in-law hit a deer. The officer that arrived on the scene did put it down.
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I was a bit too quick with my prejudice 
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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Practically, they would have shot the cop first, and then the horse.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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The police officer didn't write the law; he is just told to enforce it.
Start with the politicians that wrote it in the first place...
Shooting the police officer is like shooting mail delivery people; just because they are the bearers of bad news doesn't make them responsible for it.
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Wow, seems I forgot my sarcasm marquee again. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Marco Bertschi wrote: If the animal is still there when the Cops arrive it is pretty much clear that it won't survive and they give it a shot to the head
The cook it back at the station.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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