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Simon_Whale wrote: his anniversary
Your father might have been right. It's just that your mother didn't find out.
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No the conversation was the same every year
Him: "Happy Anniversary"
Her: "It was Yesterday dear"
Him: "Oh [naughty word her]!, so it was I should remember for next year!"
Her: "yeah dream on"
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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With all those "Messages Removed" it is obvious he didn't see that coming.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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He claims he can fix 'carrier problems'. He can try using a pigeon next time.
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these people are very fake. even there is lot of ads in the local newspaper about same things from so many fraud astrologers. they get business because there will get so many illiterate people who believes in such $hits.
Ravi Khoda
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ravikhoda wrote: fraud astrologers
You didn't have to say that twice. Either one makes sense.
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People in Thailand go to fortune tellers a lot and a few months ago two of my wife's girlfriends from Bangkok came up to the province to visit. Of course they had to visit a local fortune teller.
One of the ladies returned home only to have a big argument with her boyfriend and moved out. I asked my wife if the fortune teller had predicted the break up. She just smiled. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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What was the name of that fortune teller? Does she do long distance as well?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't know her name but I have an email address and telephone number.
"Make one call and get solve your problem with in 24 hours that is 101% guaranteed."
[REDACTED}
Email and telephone number removed (same as was in the spam blast messages) so as not to generate emails or calls which is the metric by which the spammers get paid.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
modified 6-May-14 7:20am.
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You have more than two wives?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: You have more than two wives?
That is a closely guarded secret. If any of them found out I would be in real trouble.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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No. Look at the position of the apostrophe. He has one wife and she has multiple girlfriends. Clearly he's in an open relationship of some sort.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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Not so open and we won't discuss it here.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Hi,
I yesterday found this one in my post (Translated from Dutch)
Quote:
MR. TOUBA
No life without problems, no problems without solution.
Nothing is to late in life. Do You know I am from origin a clairvoyant.
I am what I am , I am born as a medium from my family. I am here for yours,
no life without problems, love, strength, serious diseases , sexual protection,
return of partner, work, quitting with smoking, alcohol, luck in everything.
Also in the future. Absolute secrecy. Call for an appointment,
protection en chance free. Pass by to get to know everything. Bad chances disappear,
good chances are smiling at you. I'l wait for your phone, within 3 days 100% result.
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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Toubad you didn't fall for it... Or did you now? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hi,
Haha, No but I feel sorry for those who believe in this sort of bull**** and I think we should test those idiots and only those who pass the tests ( Guess that would be zero) should get a licence 
With friendly greetings, 
Eric Goedhart
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How to get my dream love back in my life again, or a vasika ran specialist if you will?
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No, but I know where to get hold of a mantra for a loving husband. Would that describe you? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I am in an intercast love-marriage so I suppose so. 
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In that case, just call me, and I'll let you know. My mobile number is ...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 6-May-14 6:38am.
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Please remove the number - it's what gets the spam farm paid...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Got a point there... Hate to admit it though...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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We now know the real culprit. BAN him now
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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Is it intercast? Can I claim one too?
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It might be die-cast, I get those muddled up.
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