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Nagy Vilmos wrote: The above is a sample of an e-mail riddled with mistakes.
'Nuff said 
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I'm glad I can sleep safe at night knowing that criminals with names such as the 'skullcracker[^]' are being kept safely in open prisons. Makes you wonder what the nicknames of those are that we keep in the normal prisons, you know the ones that have bars and locks and stuff?
(This story has prominence here as a different (I hope), Michael Wheatley works here.
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P0mpey Returns wrote: Makes you wonder what the nicknames of those are that we keep in the normal prisons,
I vaguely recall there was a "Lord Archer" at Belmarsh. Chilling.
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A 'micro-penis Max' as well.
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No swearing in the lounge you b'tard!
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Oh come on! He only got 13 life sentences twelve years ago. What are they supposed to do with the poor chap? Lock him in at night? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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So excited I could sh*t.
Got my tickets[^], just praying he doesn't die from an OD in the next 2 months
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and sign that email of our dear black magic specialist up for any newsletter I can find 
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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Here are some ideas:
Free Christian Newsletters[^]
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Apropos of nothing
Cough[^]. And a pretty nasty cough it is too...
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Hmmm.. I suddenly remember that idle Linux Server I got on Hostfactory 
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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Yesterday [and Sunday by a freak of nature] was my 13th doing as I'm told anniversary.
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Congratulations, but how did you manage to have an anniversary spanning two days?
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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Simples, in Hungary you have to have a civil licence before they allow you to get married in Church. So on Star Wars day we did the civil shyte and the next day had the Elephants On Parade here[^].
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I read this story from WW2 about a yong couple ready to marry, but the groom was sent to war in the Pacific before they could arrange it. Just in case something should happen to him, they wanted to be married. So a marriage was arranged over the air, with one priest where he was stationed, another one back home where she was living, and the two priests each witnessed the "I do" into the microphone of the military radio.
The groom came home from the war without serious wounds, and "they lived happily thereafter", celebrating their anniversary over two days: The radio communication had crossed the date line, so by the dates, he married one day before she did, and the story tells that they used to celebrate both dates.
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You realise that if it was murder, you'd be out on licence by now...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ya de ya de ya!
I tried that one. In other news the shed is very comfortable. 
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And the dog biscuits are quite tasty when you wash them down with a sufficient amount of water, right? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Are you talking about the missus now or gin induced voices? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Soon you too will be in the 6 figure club!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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True - I'm excited as a small child to see what I get as a welcome present!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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As long as it isn't the mumps...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The surest way to remember anniversary is to forget it once.
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This is one of the best lines I've seen in a while.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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