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Karen Mitchelle13-May-14 16:55
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We had one cat who was as thick as thick could be. He literally could only concentrate on one thing at a time.
  • He got an itch, so he stopped walking; up came the back leg, and "scritch-scritch-scritch" behind his ear - as they do. While this was in progress a fly buzzed past him and he thought "I'll have that!" and tried to run-and-pounce. Forgetting that one leg was up in the air going "scritch-scritch-scritch" he attempted to charge - and promptly fell over, still scritching.
  • He was desperate to mate with our female cat and tried loads of times, but never quite got it right - he would bite the base of her tail and sling his leg over the wrong end. This never went well...
    One day he sussed it out: the teeth were in the scruff of her neck, the legs were in the right place, he was so excited! Then a fly buzzed past him, and he thought "I'll have that!" Sigh | :sigh:
  • He would charge around outside like a loon - and run headfirst into parked motorcycles...
  • [edit]Typo: and what a typo... Blush | :O [/edit]
    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
    Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)


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