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We've got something better![^]
Found this old Dilbert last week. Still makes me laugh 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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"Site will be back shortly"
I assume it's the "take a week to replace our URL's with Uniform Resource Locators" one?
If so, then yes, I remember it well...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That's the one. Except it will take him a month 
It's weird you get to see the site will be back shortly message. I got that yesterday, but I was able to see that picture.
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Sander Rossel wrote: That's the one. Except it will take him a month
Well it was July 1998 - I'm allowed to forget a few details!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm seeing
"We are updating the site for you and will be back shortly. In the meantime, how about laughing at a comic or two on our sister site?"
which isn't amusing!
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Strange, I got that yesterday on the Dilbert site, but I could see that picture.
I can't find another link to that strip, so here's what it says:
Pointy haired boss: I don't see why our web pages need URLs. Get rid of them. Did that make any sense at all?
Dilbert: Yes, it's brilliant. Give me a month and I'll replace our URLs with Uniform Resource Locators.
Pointy haired boss: Perfect.
It's classic 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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This is a simulated quantum computer based on webGL. It's going to be much slower than an actual quantum computer as it's simulated with non-quantum hardware. Anyway, it gives you an impression of how quantum computing might be done in the near future.
http://qcplayground.withgoogle.com/#/home[^]
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I thought I had read this somewhere before, but maybe just dreamt it up............oh, no I didn't, it is just a few posts down
Sadly on our corporate desktops it doesn't work due to the browser, just like the post below is blocked. 
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Try the 'https://' version.. It worked for me..
.:>GSN<:.
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Https:// version of which one, the quantum one or the one below.
Don't see what difference making it https will make.
If the browser isn't capable of running it, it still wont work, and as for the access, just because it is https doesn't hide the target url. The corporoate web filtering still know where you are trying to get to.
So, even after trying both using https, to make sure I'm not talking poop, I can confirm, it is still the same. a) won't run, b) can't access.
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https:// version of the quantum link
this one[^]
As for the browser I'm using is Google Chrome.
I tried it in firefox browser and got the following message:
Quote:
Warning!
We strongly recommened to run Quantum Playground in Google Chrome.
Your graphics card does not seem to support WebGL[^].
Find out how to get it here[^].
and for IE(the version on my system is 6), you rather don't ask 
.:>GSN<:.
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GSN.CP wrote: and for IE(the version on my system is 6)
Poor you!
I thought I was unlucky forced to use IE9! 
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Well such is corporate life dearies! 
What I didn't mention was, the OS is XP!
P.S. did it work in chrome for you?
.:>GSN<:.
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Don't have chrome on this corpo box. Would need to RDP onto my personal VM on 'tinernet to escape the confinds of this machine.
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GSN.CP wrote: or you could check the link at home
That would be the 4th June, I'll have forgot by then. (p.s. what were we talking about again?  )
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nevermind! We've already talked way off topic!
.:>GSN<:.
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Yeah, it uses webGL which is definitely not fully supported by every system and browser combination.
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Lounge posts take on a whole new level of entertainment when you pass them through the various dialects in the Dialectizer:
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/[^]
Just put the site adress in and select the dialect of your choice. Amusing.
What can I say. It doesn't take much to amuse me late on a Friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend here in the USA.
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.
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When I saw the word dialect, I was hoping for audio.
Enjoy your break
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Redneck don't work real good for CP, dang!
Unfo'tunately we were unable t'find th' message yo' requested, cuss it all t' tarnation. It may haf been deleted, cuss it all t' tarnation. Yo' may be hankerin' t'try our Search page eff'n yo' suspeck th' origeenal link yo' tried was inco'reck.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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... knowwhatImean?
FTFY
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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yep I ain't ignert.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Thanks! That was pretty funny.
Now, if only I can turn the damn Jive dialect off in my head when I try to read CP for real!
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So, in Cockney a computer becomes a French Tutor.
Amazing ^^
[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}
private interface IStealth { }
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