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I think my version is simpler: Hold still. We're going to have to hurt you now.
See? Leaves methodology to whatever is at hand.
Software Zen: delete this;
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OriginalGriff wrote: I was sent this, and thought of you
I'd rather you hadn't.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I liked it 
+1
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That was good you got me hooked on the first line and from there it was a steady real. 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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The cheese is strong with this one.
Jeremy Falcon
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I want my downvoting button back... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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No!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I kept expecting it to leap into "Deliverance"...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Lookup Hayseed Dixie on Youtube.
They started up with AC/DC covers, but it seem's they have since expanded their repertoire.
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I don't want no Shakira law forced on me.
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Yes you do; you've just used a double-negative :p
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
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No probably get voted off in about 10 mins as thicko's will think this is racist.
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While I'm not a big fan of Shakira's music, I hardly think that it's racist not to want it forced on you by legislative means.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I hardly think that it's racist
It probably would be over here in "the land of the free and home of the brave". 
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Blue Waffler wrote: No probably get voted off
I'm surprised your username didn't manage that
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Try the veal.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Don't its probably Kosher if them islams got anything to do with it.
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You're trolling; another kid yelling "them islamists are comming!"
What do you want to achieve with the flood of 'compliments'?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Quote: What do you want to achieve with the flood of 'compliments'?
Utopia
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..ah, one gets there by insulting a complete religion?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you pick the right one, apparently so.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I think he means to offend everybody except himself. He is already in Utopia that way, all by himself
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