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Publishing house? Thesaurus (as in a hard-copy book)? Wow!
I'm amazed, astonished, baffled, blah, blah, blah...
This must be a really old joke.
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Vivic wrote: What is the word?
Bird![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"Hesitate after loud snarls endure with alternative energy in that lot has lack of proof of marginal effort?"(7,4,7)
This is either very easy or very hard!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Without even looking for a solution, I think the last 4 words give it away (at least the letter counts fit my answer).
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Prove it!
or is it a case of Hanc marginis exiguitas non caperet.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Let's make it a wide margin
loud = F
hesitate = ER
snarls = MATS
endure = LAST
alternative = OR
energy = E
that lot = THEM (around ORE)
FERMATS LAST THEOREM, for which he had a marvellous proof, but the margin of the page was to small to contain it, as any fule kno!
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XKCDOAD[^]
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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V838 Light Echo: The Movie [^]
Breathtaking!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Very nice!
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Wow!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I really do feel small & pointless! 
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His request approved, the News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'
'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for a News Channel', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered,
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'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'
PS. Leslie Nielsen may have been the pilot or the photographer!
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You remember a more than four year old lounge post? Are you an elephant? 
I won’t not use no double negatives.
modified 17-Jun-14 13:56pm.
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Or just really good with search.
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I would not go so far as to say an elephant, maybe a sunshine from time to time though.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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If I had ready access to sunshine I'd never get any work done.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Bob remembers all.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I think, Leslie is the flight instructor. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Shirley not.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Now, "shirley" is shirley becoming a popular word here at the Lounge...
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Shirley not. (Oooopsss.. Repost! )
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Tower's radio clearance, over!
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I think we need to get you to a hospital...
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