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chriselst wrote: As a native English speaker I really enjoyed reading the mangled nonsense below
To me it feels like spam. It's nonsense that includes hyperlinks.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It's not meant to be readable, particularly.
It's meant to cram as many keywords in as possible to get the link into search engines. Dunno if that still works, but I doubt it... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Thanks for the explanation, marked as spam.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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chriselst wrote: Is this a common thing
I don't know about common, but I certainly enjoy using language 'inappropriately' (and it's not because I work with a lot of people to whom English is a 2nd language, and I love to confuse them - honest!)
I know when I was shaking a tower this morning, it was roaring with pain outside, and I was listening to a bad salad on the radio. I left, to go to the flock of bats to visit Mum.
"Eye Ball!" I shouted as I left.
After the visit, I said "My bum" and bought some cop porn on the way home. When I arrived I saw the family had flung the hags out, which was nice.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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A mate of mine's uncle is a comedian and I've seen him do Rindercella a couple of times.
It's very good when well delivered.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Erm, no, I'm teased to play!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I just bought online one of those Lumia 930[^] which appeared in the online store this Friday.
My current Lumia 920 has quite a few scratches and, more annoyingly, the pictures it takes are starting to become blurry. which I suspect is due to scratches on the len.
(Accessorily it has also a spider web of cracks on the screen! I guess me testing it was fall proof on tiles was a bad idea!   )
Anyway I rather NOT use a case or such like, so I wonder if I regularly put my phone in a pocket on its own (with nothing else, such as NO coins or pen) should it last fine for years without any problem?
Or should I really buy one of those leather case if I want to take good picture with it for years?
Also, sometimes, I wipe the phone / len on my TShirt to remove possible condensation, is that a bad idea? it just remind me that at the swimming pool they say to NOT swipe the swimming google or the antifog layer will disappear!
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Super Lloyd wrote: at the swimming pool they say to NOT swipe the swimming google or the antifog layer will disappear!
Phones do not have antifog layer now a days...Keep going...!
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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A T shirt is probably not a good idea - but kitchen roll is worse, it's designed to be abrasive - particularly if you have been wearing it...
Phone lenses are tiny, so small scratches have a big effect. Get one of those cloths opticians give you with each pair of glasses and use that instead.
As to the case: depends on how careful you are as a person. I can get something new and keep it in good condition for years without any cases, while Herself can get something identical at the same time and wreck it in a couple of weeks.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ho, the special cloth is a good idea! Thanks! 
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Or go to a photography shop and get Microfiber cloth and/or lens cleaning kit. I use Microfiber instead of T-shirt, most of the time I admit I do it some times and know the consequences but...
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Microfiber! that's the word!
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You wear kitchen roll? 
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No!
It's bad for cleaning glass or plastic with though - it's designed to be abrasive and causes lots of fine scratches.
Think how sharp a piece of paper is - if you've ever got a paper cut you will know what I mean.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'd go for the screen cover like what Dave says - I've had one on my iPhone from new & there's not a scratch (I change it about once every six months - importing from China they cost a few cents each)
As for the camera lens - I gave up. I don't know about your phone, but every other one I have seen has no way to protect the lens, and it's indented so it fills with dirt that is all but impossible to clean out.
I don't know why phones with 20Mpix and fancy-named lenses don't have a simple pop-off cover for the lens!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote: As for the camera lens - I gave up. I don't know about your phone, but every other one I have seen has no way to protect the lens, and it's indented so it fills with dirt that is all but impossible to clean out.
Damn this is the important bit that I want to cover!!
For the rest I am pretty sure cover is optional....
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I got my Lumia 920 right when they came out (November 2012). I never used a protector or case and it does not have a single visual scratch or chip on the screen. I put it in my pocket all the time, but I am careful about not having keys or change in the pocket with it. I also use my T-shirt to clean it with once in a while.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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ok.. what about pictures from the camera?
Are they still crisp?
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The pictures still look good. I hadn't even thought about checking if they had started to look blurry, but I just checked out a couple of pictures I took recently including some of a label with tiny letters that I couldn't even read with my reading glasses on. Zooming in on those letters shows pretty clean lines.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Yeah, there was grease on my len, silly me! 
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