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Are you on a 64-Bit OS? It won't work with that. Try a 32-Bit version of Windows in a Virtual Machine.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Why would you intentionally install a virus? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I thought that too.
Then I thought sod it, it's not my computer.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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RyanDev wrote: Why would you intentionally install a virus?
They didn't have viruses in those days, unless you counted Norton. 
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: They didn't have viruses in those days, unless you counted Norton
Are you serious?
The original Norton Utilities were manna from Heaven! I couldn't count as high as the number of seconds' work they saved me (except in binary).
It wasn't until he gave up control of the company that it all turned to sh1t.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Are you serious?
No, I was kidding. Indeed, Norton Utilities were quite excellent.
Marc
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NDD saved many of my floppy disks 
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chriselst wrote: There is a slowly moving thing that flashes red or green if I click the right or left mouse button anywhere, and that is about it.
Hey come on! That was high tech for a windows game in '93! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Remarkable.
I've googled "Magneto Marc Clifton" four times this week, with no results.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi All,
Ahh, the pain continues for over the weekend. The Boss can't make a decision until Monday... in the words of Blackadder 'I'm looking for a phrase that rhymes with clucking bell'...
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So...there is sod all you can do about it till then - so kick back, relax and enjoy the weekend. ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
You seem to be pretty resigned to being made redundant, so assume it's going to happen - in which case you are already doing the right thing in looking for a new job - while you are being paid!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Maybe they enjoy watching you squirm, a bug under the magnifying glass in bright sun.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I get on with 'them' quite well, so I don't think it's that.
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If he can't make the decision, it's HIS problem. Just go home and crack open the beers.
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Well after the week I have had beers, whiskey, gin and meths 
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I wouldn't recommend the meths and Nagy probably cleaned out the gin supply.
Doubling up on the beers and whiskey is the best plan!
Although the boss might be more malleable if you give HIM the meths!
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glennPattonWork wrote: meths
Crystal or spirits?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The Boss is hyper enough with Xtal Meths, he seems to live on diet of Coffee, Curry and very little else.
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Well, if you add Bacon and chocolate, there is very little else.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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glennPattonWork wrote: 'I'm looking for a phrase that rhymes with clucking bell'
Sucking oyster shell?
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Close, but not the one is I am trying to remember (my spelling sucks!)
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HINT: Replace one letter and remove the extra ones in the middle 
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Just because I didn't add the joke icon, doesn't mean I was serious. 
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I know that YOU knew Just thought everyone else might need a *helpful* hint 
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What, you mean that "Sucking oyster shell" wasn't serious?
Damn.
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