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Did you really mean to link to the lounge?
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He's trying to figure out the recursion[^] spell, methinks... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 15-Jul-14 2:31am.
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The main link goes somewhere else, it's only the "new window" link that recurses.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I am eagerly waiting for a situation where I can implement Kobayashi Maru[^] 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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And I look forward to hacking your code. I don't believe in no win situations.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Keith Barrow wrote: I don't believe in no win situations.
Well I suspect you haven't run into any arguments with your wife then. Wait until you do.. 
PS: I don't know if they are no-win since I am not married yet, but almost everybody here will agree with that. 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Agent__007 wrote: Well I suspect you haven't run into any arguments with your wife then.
Of course I have, and my wife never no-wins
Agent__007 wrote: I am not married yet
Dooomed.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I took it and passed.
Star Trek: Star Fleet Academy [^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Quote: Developers may not face pure evil brought back to human form
Obviously he has never worked with a project manager
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Let me introduce your new project manager, his name is Tom Riddle.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Thank you. It's been far too long since I read something as cloying as that. I think I just sicked up a bit.
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Wow! The response to this is Harry Potter is like Every Developer, because it is pure and utter drivel. BTW, I'm nothing like Potter, I'm more of a Mustrum Ridcully; even got the desk.
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A question on the site has really made my blood boil. I'm not going to link to the question, but one sentence in it really got me annoyed.
"Pretend you're a principal consultant at a consulting firm and you want to demonstrate the value and sophistication that your firm can bring to the table. Please make a data access layer proposal that would help support this goal."
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nothing to say 'bout that question 
In code we trust !
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Pretend you don't see that question. In that case you will prevent your blood from boiling. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Or better yet: Delete the shite. That way all of our collective blood is prevented from boiling... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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To answer that question:
"I propose we make use of a data layer, because it will bring valule and sophistication to the table!" *Loud applause from my peers for such an amazing proposal*
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Yeah, who wouldn't want valule on the table?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Found the original. Sounds more like a college assignment to me. Business school, maybe? Their lecturers would talk like that.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Can't really see what's so exceptional about that. It does actually comprise real words forming real sentences so it could be worse.
I'm afraid we're all to blame - us - the computer people. We gave everyone a computer and an internet connection and now must face judgment of what we have done. It's only going to get worse so may as well embrace it. Stick a funny picture on facebook or something.
What the Hell am I on about. Too early, not enough sleep. "Barista, Flat White!"
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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It's unfair! You censored the best parts...
I think we should create a forum to store such gems...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Oh, if you look around (and it wouldn't need to be too hard a look), you'll find the forums full of such gems.
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You're pertaining to Q&A, are you? 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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