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last/current/next... Who's counting?
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chriselst wrote: Malaysian Airlines: Another One Of Our Airplanes Is Missing.
Aeroplanes, surely.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No, it was an American production.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: No, it was an American production.
What? The Malaysian owned aeroplane that left The Netherlands and crashed in the Ukraine.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Yes, but it was an American film.
Putin personally sh*t the plane out of the sky with a shoulder mounted weapon.
I'm not sure it was a faithful retelling of what actually happened.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Not that faithful really. He shot it down 
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chriselst wrote: Yes, but it was an American film.
Thick as two short planks. You almost had to get the crayons out and draw me a picture. Eventually I got where you were coming from.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Jeez is hubby thick, or what? He thinks "Guardians of the Galaxy" is some sort of chick flick (he LOVES chick flicks) and wants to go see it!
I was looking forward to seeing it with the girls - but thought I'd humour him and go with - can't wait to see his face when he realises that's Vin Diesel and not Hugh Grant  (He has a huge man-crush on Hugh!)
Mrs. MehGerbil
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Seriously, if performance under heavy load is critical to your application the vast majority of all your operations has to occur in memory. SSD gives you a buffer, but under random access load, disks just won't keep up.
I'll have to read your link, but SQL Server needs more than just the storage database in memory, It's got to have all of the temp and system databases as well or paging can become an issue.
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Their memory is more than disk space on some of the machines I get to work with. Feeling depressed. Need alcohol.
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not-enough-hampsters
B
MCAD
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They've got it![^]
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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This is a fairly common technique. Most banks offer similar setups.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: The entire database is cached in-memory. The entire thing.
Calm down, it's virtual memory. 
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Sounds like physical memory to me:
>> With their SQL Servers loaded with 384 GB of RAM and 2TB of SSD...
Or is there another definition of virtual memory in DB land I'm unaware of?
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Yes, it is. I was kidding.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Sorry - I couldn't make sense of the contradiction even with your 'awe shucks', and it left me puzzled.
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CPallini has always told us that he's Italy's funniest programmer. The rest of us have yet to see any truth in that. 
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Evidently he is a very brave man, having boldly gone a level of indirection deeper into humor then any of his countrymen. A giant in his shoes - I stand corrected. Thank you.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: CPallini has always told us that he's Italy's funniest programmer.
They held a contest? 
A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: The entire database is cached in-memory. The entire thing
Yep - in fact there are database systems that are designed to work in that mode. I am working on one: SAP HANA[^]
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That sounds neat. So these in-memory databases, they would keep persisting to a more solid storage source periodically, correct?
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