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APL is not that bad if you know it. That's like saying Hungarian is a bad language because not many people can understand it.
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Facebook is that way =>
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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A masterpiece!
How they manage to incorporate the duck dance in such an amazing piece of music defies me...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
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But then Bob gets the uber-Mustang.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
modified 26-Jul-14 22:18pm.
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I think you are mistaken. Nobody hates ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) . 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Plot twist, the wife is a very nice lady, but she hates Johns guts!
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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In a train compartment, there are three men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in
conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1, I will show you my legs."
The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls us
her dress a bit to show her legs.
Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10, I'll show you my thighs," and men being
what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill.
The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her undies.
Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl
says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."
Naturally, all three fork over the money, and then the girl turns to the window and points to a
hospital in the distance and says,
"Right over there!"
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My family is doing a Garage sale today to get rid of a bunch of stuff we don't need. This is going to be fun, as the forecast for today is Rain with a chance of more Rain and some Thunderstorms. Figures.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Well it's a good thing you have a garage to have your sale in.
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Why are you selling your garage?
It sounds like you could use it to keep your stuff dry while you try to sell that.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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 Yeah. It does sound like that.
And we have had no rain whatsoever today (i.e. after 8, when the sale started). Just about 90% humidity and high heat (at least it feels like this). Ugh.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Likewise! About 30C here with no wind at all, and high humidity, so hot and sticky. Hard-to-sleep weather 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And now a cool wind blows down from the north, removing most (if not all) of the humidity, and bringing the temperature down to about 58°F (That's 14.4444°C for you Non-Americans). Now it is nice.
We made about $100 today, not bad, considering how few people were out today due to the weather.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Not too bad then.
I wish we'd had your cool wind last night! Not a breeze, nor even a zephyr disturbed the air...very unpleasant night for sleeping: sticky, humid and hot - the humid part we're used to, it rains most of the time but heat is a novelty - so now I'm both awake and tired after a night in bed. Just can't win sometimes! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Did you sell the garage?
If not, what else did you sell?
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...I was looking at fans on t'interweb, and found this: What Dyson Does With All Those Unsold Bladeless Fans[^]
Now, why didn't they just make a ring and call it the Large Hadloon Collider? 
Cool playtime though!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That's so cool!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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They're clever things and I'd like one. But really its just a poncy way to exactly the same thing as a £15 equivalent. Form over function me thinks.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I'll take a wild guess that you don't have an iphone.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've seen them in retail, and they move several times as much air as conventional fans of similar size and noise level. If they were $50 to (maybe) 100ish I'd probably have one on my desk at work; but $300 is way too much. The problem is that the group of people who can afford to spend that much on a fan mostly have everything indoors air conditioned to bliss (the HVAC where I work sucks harder than WinME).
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Marvelous! Now I know what to do the next time I find myself with a spare 50 grand in my pocket!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What? Next pay day?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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