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What, no lolcats?
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Wife to Programmer: Go get a pack of bacon and if they have eggs, get ten.
Programmer returns with 10 packs of bacon
Wife: Why did you buy 10 packs of bacon???
Programmer: They had eggs ...
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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CLICKY[^]
Slowed down 1,000,000,000,000 times.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Well - simulated/observed differently to how a camera would work so kind of faked....there's a TED talk on this that explained it*
*Except to a bear of very little brain such as I am 
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Dalek Dave wrote: Slowed down 1,000,000,000,000 times.
That's a billion, for people living in countries where their billionaires don't know what being really rich means.
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There is no problem with me...I just posted BEFORE your edit 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I tend not to put too much trust in the wisdom of people who make multiple grammatical errors in clauses as short as "U.S., Canada and modern British".
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Or you could just say ten to the twelfth.
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101/12 
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You are correct, my bad, how about ten to the power of twelve?
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Nice website. What do you use to generate these?
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Thank you.
All of them are done with javascript and chrome, some with WebGL and some with the 2d canvas, I use visual studio to write them.
For a lot of the fractal images, I use this page: Fractal Designer[^]
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CBadger wrote: Try more like one trillion according to 'Murica[···]
AKA "a country where their billionaires don't know what being really rich means".
Funny how the word "milliard" (or a direct translation thereof) exists in every western language, including English, but is not used in one relatively minor dialect of English.
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Quote: is not used in one relatively minor dialect of English
Not true. I have heard more than one Mercan use this word. They didn't know what it meant but they still used it!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: I have heard more than one Mercan use this word
... using a "relatively minor dialect of English".
Far and away more people use proper English, rather than the Merkin dialect.
The point with "milliard" and "billion", though, is that if you use "milliard", rather than use "billion" improperly, you cannot be misunderstood.
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I don't care if it is a billon or a trillion. Could you just send me that many (whatever it is) US dollars? I think I'd be ok then and could handle watching the light pulse in the laser all day long and not spend my days trying to outsmart SQL Server! 
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So they can finally photograph that lighting a fart in a bottle trick...awesome!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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"Conveyance misplaced the Ambassador, lever up the Spanish killer."(5,3,6)
Not too hard I think.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Carlos the Jackal - Killer
Car = Converyance
Lost = Misplaced
HE = Ambassador (His Excellency)
Jack = Lever up
Al = Spanish for "the".
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