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Yeah, the big fat one. Dear oh dear, what an image! 
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But Cliff?, Umm what?
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I know what you mean. I know I never liked his music (saccharine drivel for the most part) or his holier-than-thou attitude, but I never suspected him of fiddling with young boys. 
But...to get and execute a search warrant on an allegation 30 years ago they have got to have something. You don't go on a court sanctioned "fishing trip" on someone that rich and "clean-cut".
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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..Quote: , but I never suspected him of fiddling with Anything!
He seemed so nice too! 
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Make up some child abuse allegations, find no evidence, drop the case, goal accomplished - reputation eternally ruined.
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Look, he has got a pair of nuts, if he ain't shagging birds, he's shagging something else...
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Okay let us search his property twenty some years after the alleged incident.
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I get the impression that stepping into Cliff Richards house would be like stepping 20 years back in time
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Okay let us search his property
If you say so, when do you want to do it and where shall we meet up?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Police have apparently heard rumours about the body of a young person locked in a trunk[^]!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Conratulations! Do you remember some people sing a song of freedom? 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I hear he's also been doing things with young ones, and will soon be up on a serious charge!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Wrong video link - try this one[^] instead. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And the really weird bit is that everybody expected the Spanish Inquisition!
They made appointments 30 days in advance... 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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What, no lolcats?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wife to Programmer: Go get a pack of bacon and if they have eggs, get ten.
Programmer returns with 10 packs of bacon
Wife: Why did you buy 10 packs of bacon???
Programmer: They had eggs ...
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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CLICKY[^]
Slowed down 1,000,000,000,000 times.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Well - simulated/observed differently to how a camera would work so kind of faked....there's a TED talk on this that explained it*
*Except to a bear of very little brain such as I am 
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Dalek Dave wrote: Slowed down 1,000,000,000,000 times.
That's a billion, for people living in countries where their billionaires don't know what being really rich means.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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