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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWPWrR-94NY[^]
If 13 dogs can cooperate.... then again, I have heard that managing s/w types is like herding cats... maybe we should wait for the sequel - 13 cats jumping rope....
sigh, not having a good project day... doom is written all over it
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Obligatory Dilbert[^]
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Well now just thanks.... that's going on my laptop screen....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: If 13 dogs can cooperate....
You're forgetting something very important here.
A dogs is a man's best friend. Programmers rarely have any friends.
Sorry to crush your dreams like that 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Cats do not implement IEnumerable
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Speak for yourself! I had 4 in the house, I'm now down to 3. All children have been informed that they WILL be taking their animals with them should they choose to move out.
Now, if I can get rid of one of the three dogs and the birds....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I'd start getting rid of the crocodile. At least, the postman would dare to come back again...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Senior moment apparently... what the elephanting are you talking about? 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Heck, I'd be happy if I could get just one other programmer to jump when I say "jump." Oh wait, I'd be in management then. 
Marc
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The problem is that if you had more than one, they would jump in different directions, creating code in their own style, even if it has to interface with other code. I'd prefer a hairball slinging cat fight resulting in one winner.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: I'd prefer a hairball slinging cat fight resulting in one winner.
Nah, I want a dictatorship.
Marc
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yeah well, my last arms shipment was intercepted ...
The stressful part is that you make a cogent argument and it's clear nothing registered... not a d$$#@ elphanting thing.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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you are using the wrong command
try
"Beer" (or gin in nagy's case)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: try
"Beer" (or gin in nagy's case)
:woof:
Marc
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Today is absolutely beautiful - temps in the upper 70's, and a clear sunny sky... the local Mexican place is calling me...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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You do know that managers everywhere will be comparing themselves to that woman, don't you? And that it will be shown in countless management training courses?
I'm not one for suppressing information, but if ever something needed to be suppressed...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am so lost.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I am with you Charlie
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I have no idea what you mean by that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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0. Post these to the spam forum.
B. I call pink and smelly.
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Why are you calling Dave?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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In addition to Nagy's answer.
The reporting forum is for users spamming or plagiarized articles and so on.
If is something related to the security of the site or trials to fool the system, CP-Staff should know about it. For that you can tell it in the http://www.codeproject.com/suggestions.aspx[^] forum.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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And gone...
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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Thank you for your vigilance and pointing that out.
We are not sophisticated enough to recognize spam and need people like you the guard for spam so we are not drawn in to some nefarious scheme. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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