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Don't be mean.
I quite like Justin Beiber.
Daughter: Hey mom,I 'm going to my room with my boyfriend.
Mom: Ok, don't do anything stupid.
(Boyfriend and Girlfriend enter the bedroom)
Daughter: Baby, baby, baby, OOOH!
(Mom runs into the bedroom)
Mom: What are you doing?!
Daughter: We are having sex!
Mom: Oh thank god, I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber
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When your boss pressure you and you have no one to pressure in return!
The keyboard suffers!!! 
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That's why we have cats.
Will Rogers never met me.
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You pressure cats?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I think he might have mean cooker. Pressure cooker makes sense.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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... and why cats have claws.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I know, and that's the glory of it.
Each one is better written than our internal workflow system. We're trying to get it replaced with JIRA so we don't have to maintain it, but management is in an escalation of commitment anti-pattern.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Keith Barrow wrote: Each one is better written than our internal workflow system
:cringe:
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Hell, that last one should be re-labelled TWOD!
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are general.
I mean come on, everyone knows that all geeks are well endowed and imbued with the power of 42.
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Welcome to tautology club, you know the first rule, right?
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I hate all generalisations.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Generally speaking, I'd agree with you.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Slacker007 wrote: with the power of 42
You forgot the liquid nitrogen and the bacon
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Slacker007 wrote: well endowed and imbued with the power of 4
That's what she said. 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Not so.
As a rule, generalisations are about specific things.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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so bad in fact that you want to run naked around the office, screaming like a mad man. Well, maybe not for everyone... 
Communication between the person deploying and the developer is all that is needed; no extra parties allowed. Anything more opens the gates to confusion and screwed up deploys.
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This is why the concept of "DevOps" was invented. Also known as "you made the mess, you can clean it up"
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Slacker007 wrote: so bad in fact that you want to run naked around the office, screaming like a mad man.
just don't take a selfie of that 
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Or, at the very least, don't sync it to iclod.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ironically, it is nothing to do with programming. Had it not been for CP I would not have known about ![Good Stuff | [The good stuff]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/vegemite.gif) - it has become pretty much regular part of my diet these days.
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
There are support groups that can help you kick the evil stuff.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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You are right. CP is the root cause of all the evil in the world.
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