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Windows Threshold and Windows 9 are two separate products.
Threshold which has been dubbed 9 while it never been officially called such is due to be the next update for Windows 8.
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Oh gawd! Not this drivel again... 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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No! Drivel is after 9... jeez Griff get it right.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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"Windows Drivel" - that's the one with the Ribbon, isn't it? 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Yes, that's right, the Drivel Ribbon. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It was a leak in one of the news stories posted on this website within the past two days, looking it up now
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I would have thought a bib would be more suitable
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No, that was for win 8: Fisher-Price Windows, or Windows for Dribble.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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No. That's Windows Broken you're thinking of. Drivel is Office. Let's not forget that Visual Studio is Bloat and Windows Phone is Death Spiral.
There, I hope that clears up any confusion.
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If your opinion about a product is biased towards a company, you'll never be able to grasp truth.
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Getting this stuff out of fortune cookies?
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I know how to make fortune cookies... does that count?
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Because Pete knows nothing about Microsoft...
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I'm well known for knowing nothing about Microsoft.
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Oops! My mistake, the Drivel Ribbon is in Office. Hope they don't bring back the driveling paperclip. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Well - Clippy IS back - sort of ... clickety[^]
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Shhhh. Satya Nadella is talking to us. I mean, how can we doubt the guy who runs Microsoft?
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Thanks. I could not care less since they came with WEight and will not waste any more time with Mickeysoft and their ideas.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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ColborneGreg wrote: Windows 9
I have it on good authority that this does not exist.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It doesn't otherwise you could buy it
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ColborneGreg wrote: It doesn't otherwise you could buy it
No. If it were in BETA, you couldn't buy it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If there was a Beta version then it does exist, but there is not a Beta version.
Even still Beta products such as Threshold are not labelled as windows 9, Threshold exists, and a concept that has no desktop at all that could be windows 9 with the ability to spin up any windows version as a virtual desktop and use them as windows - does exist.
Also there is a Windows 9 Logo that was leaked <- the made up Logo exists.
So far people go on about Windows 9 like people go on about UFO's - don't get ahead of yourself.
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I was making fun by the way. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You were mistaking him for someone with a sense of humour.
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