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17.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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22.
Should I be proud of that?
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I got 24, but in my defence I've never used many of those as recreational drugs. I just know what they are, honest officer.
I used to mainline Assembly though.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oops !!
17 out of 25! (exceed than expected  )
The average score was 11.
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Embarassingly, 24/25 
I didn't know Adenine was a programming language, but I did know it was a chemical compound (but not a mind altering one)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Adenine
I never considered Adenine a mind-altering substance either, but since ingesting some I've changed my mind.
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Never had them before. Just tried them. Excellent. 
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Did you asked you dentist before tasting? 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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He asked, but the dentist brushed him off.
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Then another piece to the drivel : http://imgur.com/gallery/Vge3M7S[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I like how the author is implying that virtual buttons are better then physical. Yeah right! 
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Atcherley, my view's changed on that.
I've got a phone with one clicky button and two off-screen touch buttons, and a tablet with only virtual buttons.
When using the phone, I'm always looking for the virtual buttons; when using the tab, I don't need the physical buttons.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Poor hubbies ! Not a chance...
1."If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."
2.Normally a man speaks 25000 words a day and a women speaks 30000. But the problem starts when the husband comes home from work after finishing his 25000 words and the wife is just getting started with her 30000!
3.Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website. You don’t understand it but you still accept it.
4.Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time .... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
5.All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does
6.What's Checkmate?
You tell your wife “I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" & wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
You can’t say 'No' and you can’t say 'Yes' – now that’s Checkmate!
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Vivic wrote:
3.Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website. You don’t understand it but you still accept it.
Like buying a box of cereal you don't really want, just to get the prize inside.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Number 3: You accept it, to use the service.
I like the 6th one!
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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PJ Arends wrote: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
Which is why you don't get married. Problem solved.
Jeremy Falcon
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I was single well into my forties, but now that I am married she tells me that I would never want to go back to being single.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Number 6 reminded me (was here in the lounge a while ago):
What is the difference between guts and balls?
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Am I the only one on this site who reads the wife jokes on here and thinks everybody else just married the wrong person?
To be fair though this comment is not suited to this post as these jokes are funny.
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P0mpey3 wrote: Am I the only one on this site who reads the wife jokes on here and thinks everybody else just married the wrong person?
You're not alone. Most guys are desperate and just take what they can get. I kid around about never getting married, but it's in jest. Marriage is only a prison if you allow it to be.
Jeremy Falcon
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Solitary confinement ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Happy wife, happy life? New study says ‘yes’[^]
Quote: For married couples, when the wife is happy with the marriage, the husband has higher life satisfaction, according to new research published in the Journal of Marriage and Family.
Anyone who's ever has his wife unhappy with him could confirm that home life life is hell until he admits he is wrong. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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