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Ring Ring...
megaadam: Hello?
the Guy upstairs: Good Day Sir, what kind of weather would you like today?
megaadam: Nice and sunny please.
the Guy upstairs: OK Sir, but where should I put your crappy weather?
megaadam: Ah well... I am not sure. Perhaps you could stick to your regular routine?
the Guy upstairs: Yes, I suppose we can handle that. Thank you for your time. Have a nice day.
megaadam: Thank you too. Goodbye.
Life is too shor
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Table 42?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Sorry, Dave. I ordered rain for Bullhead City, but they sent it to Bullshit City. What can you do about dumb bureaucrats? :shrug: 
Will Rogers never met me.
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And it took you more than 2 years?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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It's an artificial intelligence; there's a pretty steep learning curve.
Ten years from now, we'll all be its slaves -- I, for one, welcome our digital overlord.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Please contact your family doctor, not us... 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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Same time next year for word #3?
You are a quick learner 
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Ok, I see how this works... It's some kind of modern art thing, where you're going to post one message per year, each with one word in the subject. Then ten years from now, when you post the last one, clever people will look back and see that the first letter of each word forms a clue...
So far as have "WH".
I'm guessing next year's word will start with a vowel.
Sorry, did I ruin the surprise?
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der der der der, der der dee How!
How[^]
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Why Not?
I win!
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Because I say so. That's why.
You've just been trumped by the parent card. I win.
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no, you lose
why?
Ask your mother!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: Ask your mother!
Actually, it turns out the missus won. She always wins.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Keith Barrow wrote: She always wins
You spelt whinges wrong.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Dear god don't say that. She might hear 
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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But it's been just a few days more than a year. Could still be a birthday thing, though. He does appear to be a slow learner.
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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Quit changing the subject! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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How not to die while crossing the street.
Step 1: look to the left
Step 2: look to the right
Step 3: look to the left, again
Step 4: start walking across street
Step 5: oops. you didn't make it.
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Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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My guess the next year will be "Are" with "Are not" for text. Imagine that this user is automated bot that once a year post a first letter to the sentence that for the question of life, the Universe, and Everything. Please, don't ban it.
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