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Tell him to phone NSA.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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He never said it was an iPhone...
Anyways, if it was a Windows Phone it would automatically sync to skydrive as well.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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OriginalGriff wrote: Well, I'll try
Don't post about it. Get going, man!
Where's your diving gear?
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Low those many years ago people could not understand why I could not upgrade their $5K computer to run windows. I have shown one of my friends copy and paste 3 times and he will ask again and again say that it is brand new to him. He has a masters degree from an accredited university.
I think I'm going to start telling people I am a file clerk.
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One of my friends knows someone who can't remember how to load Word from one day to the next, and had to call him every day until he finally hit on making a large JPEG which was a list of instructions of what to do, and making that the screen background on the guy's computer. I pointed out that it wouldn't have taken much more time to set the guy's feet into a block of concrete and dump him into the ocean... after all, it's not as though anyone would miss him... but apparently, that sort of comment was uncalled-for, and don't I have any empathy? Hmmm... apparently not...
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Best I had was when someone asked me in all seriousness "You're a computer programmer Bob, do you think you can fix my toaster?". errrr would that be running the .NET framework then?
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Oh, Oh, oh!!!! App opportunity! An icon to turn on auto-sync when you're on vacation!
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And follow on feature: to turn off auto-sync when taking naked selfies!
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And a second app to run the first automatically for when you forget! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It could be done! Use location services to determine when you've entered a "tourist trap". And if we can remove red-eye, I'm sure an OS-level "nipple notification" wouldn't be too hard to add to the photo app!
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Is it too late to volunteer for the job of app testing monitor?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You got off easy... imagine if he'd been able to retrieve it...
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Know how you feel on this one..
Friend: So what do you do for a living?
Me: R&D Software engineer
Friend: Awesome. You are good with computers! My computer is complaining about the hard-drive and makes weird noises when I try to turn it on. But no problem you can get all of my files right?
Thinking to myself: Ok.. In reality if the hard-drive isn't completely dead I probably could get the files if I used up the last of what little free time I have to work on your computer for free.... Sarcasm: "I should totally do this!!"
Then if you say no they get mad at you or offended.
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Hopefully Tenby is still there, and still gets enough daylight for photos.
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Sure, that happens to us guys in tech a lot!
But it's not limited to tech: I witnessed a situation where a lady walked in a shop and told the poor guy something like "I have an old black-and-white copy of a magazine page, could you please make a colored copy for me ?"... 
Just like with your phone issue, it's not technically impossible - only VERY expensive.
You can hire a boat and a diver to recover the phone, and the shop guy could use Photoshop to color the copy! 
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but not in practice. - Anonymous
A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. - B. Bryson
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It requires good weaponry[^].
Double pun : it's a Canon.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Wonder if they make it in a 50cal version? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Haven't seen the 50cal but there is an RPG Version
link
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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Her Majesty the Queen is in Glasgow where she bumped into Alex Salmond.
HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?
HMtQ: No, we don’t like that.
AS: What about an Empire, and I will be Emperor?
HMtQ: No. I don’t think so.
AS: OK, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?
HMtQ: No, Mr Salmond. May I suggest we call it a Country?
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so he'll be a count ???
OH I GET IT... 
I'd rather be phishing!
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or you could drop the 2nd letter. but that would be bad.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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The differenc ebetween God and Alex Salmond: God doesn't think he's Alex Salmond! (oldie but goldie!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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och - its the fault of those damn English in Westminster
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Do you have your passport with you? You may be landing in a different jurisdiction to that from which you departed.
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