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Smoke it out?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I dread to think what she might not have noticed inserted in other orifices of her body.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Seeing the picture... the leech could have been bigger 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Anyone else notice the turkey?
Happy Thanksgiving Canada.
We have to wait a few more weeks.
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Haha the title of the topic made me laugh a bit too loud for work 
But yeah happy Thanksgiving Canada! 
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Happy Thanksgiving, celebrated on Saturday (originally from Canada).
Will do so again next month (living in South Carolina).
It was good/it will be good.
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That peripatetic hob-nobber with the rich/and-or-powerful/and-or-famous tinted-eyeglass model, and quondam musician, Bono ... having just dis-remembered his former advocacy for changing the great wealth inequality among nations ... and enthusiastically endorsing AppleINC's theft of taxes to the tune of Billion$ [^] ...
Will, reportedly, announce in the next few days that a return to potato-farming, which will ensure full-employment, is the shining-path to Ireland's economic future for the next generations. A supposedly genuine leaked copy of the draft of the press-release states:
"Now that Phytophthora infestans (potato blight) is a thing of the past, thanks to new low-environmental-impact pesticides, and through cisgenic genetic modification: new strains of potato can be grown that are high in protein, low in carbohydrates, and provide a full-spectrum of most of the M.D.A. of essential vitamins, and minerals ...
[B. : pause here for emphasis, look around, pretend to make eye-contact]
We have no reason to fear once again having 20~25% of the Irish population engaged solely in our ancient, and time-honored, traditional occupation of potato farming."
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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BillWoodruff wrote: and time-honored, traditional occupation
Were they not starving so they raised what they could?
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Satire: [^].
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Oops. 
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BillWoodruff wrote: that are high in protein, low in carbohydrates
Are they talking about potatoes, or cows that look like potatoes?
[edit]No, I guess it's the protato[^].[/edit] 
Marc
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..and do these [GM] Potatoes make good chips? ("french-fries" for the Mercans)
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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When they run out of rich farmland they can always eat ther children.
Life is too shor
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megaadam wrote: they can always eat ther children.
Hey - that's just people from Cork, Clare, Cavan, Galway, Leitrim, Kerry, Offaly, Mayo, Donegal and Kildare ...don't tar all Irish people with the same brush
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Sir, your statement has profoundly humbled me.
Life is too shor
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With or without you....
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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If there's anyone in the world whom we all know to be a dick...
Ya gotta pick harder targets.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If I had Bono's bank balance I'd vidi potatoes when I stared at the sun too.
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Message Removed
modified 13-Oct-14 8:41am.
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