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Welcome back, coincidence that we're back at the same day - I got a few days off from the army, so a new article is in the making.
The console is a black place
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Lemme get this straight: you are getting time off from the army and you're going to write an article? 
Won't most of your squad mates (or whatever they are called) be hunting beer and ladies? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Won't most of your squad mates (or whatever they are called) be hunting beer and ladies?
Well, there are still long nights. Write code during the day, and have fun at night. Well, it's a normal wednesday here, so there wouldn't be too much to hunt anyways
The console is a black place
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That's what you get for being in the UK. Should've voted Yes!
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pah, its much easier to do!
1. Get a sharpened knife and cut off your nose
2. Get the disturbing thingy out of it
3. Glue it back in place
Works fine so far, and the little blood smears are cleaned up very fast 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Thank you for showing me that, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway.
Now nightmares of nose-leeches will haunt me.
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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Don't google for "human botfly" or "loa loa filariasis removal".
That would ruin a few more nights. 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Now I kind of have to google that!
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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Damn it!
I should not have googled that!
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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Every time it gets dark and cold and a generally Swedish weather, I remind myself that the lack of those things at least partly compensates for that
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Good point.
And the weather really decided to go full swedish today.
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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Oh good god I hate those things, had my run in with them when I was there.
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Smoke it out?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I dread to think what she might not have noticed inserted in other orifices of her body.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Seeing the picture... the leech could have been bigger
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Anyone else notice the turkey?
Happy Thanksgiving Canada.
We have to wait a few more weeks.
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Haha the title of the topic made me laugh a bit too loud for work 
But yeah happy Thanksgiving Canada! 
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Happy Thanksgiving, celebrated on Saturday (originally from Canada).
Will do so again next month (living in South Carolina).
It was good/it will be good.
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That peripatetic hob-nobber with the rich/and-or-powerful/and-or-famous tinted-eyeglass model, and quondam musician, Bono ... having just dis-remembered his former advocacy for changing the great wealth inequality among nations ... and enthusiastically endorsing AppleINC's theft of taxes to the tune of Billion$ [^] ...
Will, reportedly, announce in the next few days that a return to potato-farming, which will ensure full-employment, is the shining-path to Ireland's economic future for the next generations. A supposedly genuine leaked copy of the draft of the press-release states:
"Now that Phytophthora infestans (potato blight) is a thing of the past, thanks to new low-environmental-impact pesticides, and through cisgenic genetic modification: new strains of potato can be grown that are high in protein, low in carbohydrates, and provide a full-spectrum of most of the M.D.A. of essential vitamins, and minerals ...
[B. : pause here for emphasis, look around, pretend to make eye-contact]
We have no reason to fear once again having 20~25% of the Irish population engaged solely in our ancient, and time-honored, traditional occupation of potato farming."
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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BillWoodruff wrote: and time-honored, traditional occupation
Were they not starving so they raised what they could?
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Satire: [^].
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Oops. 
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BillWoodruff wrote: that are high in protein, low in carbohydrates
Are they talking about potatoes, or cows that look like potatoes?
[edit]No, I guess it's the protato[^].[/edit] 
Marc
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