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JOKE AHEAD!
JOOOOOOOOOOKE!
DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
You can't say how much they love their kitchen tools... 
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If you are being held against your will, work the word 'umbrella' into a message and we will dispatch a rescue team. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Ok, that was one good. I had to laugh.
Jeremy Falcon
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SoMad wrote: rescue team
Chris by mankini to distract the girl ? 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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SoMad wrote: Let's hope the article gets written before testing starts.
I'm hoping the device is working before the next round of MVP awards... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My Ex#2 respected me so much she would only brain me with a copper-bottom stock-pot; if we went out to dinner she brought the stock-pot with her in a gym-bag, in case.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Nicely done. I lost someone to breast cancer many, many years ago (she was quite young) and the thought of losing anyone to any form of cancer is heartbreaking.
I particularly agree with number 7. 
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Thanks man. Guys should take the time out to appreciate women without always having to make a joke about it. They're the yin to our yang. I wouldn't want to live in a world without them.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Guys should take the time out to appreciate women without always having to make a joke about it.
I, er, have tried that. My current, final and favorite wife (all the same person, in case you were wondering) tolerates my stupid jokes always told at precisely the wrong time, just. 
Jeremy Falcon wrote: I wouldn't want to live in a world without them.
You are spot on.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: most guys tend to b*tch and complain about women because they suck with them
Note that we are born knowing how to suck.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Not if you mean it literally, the instinct is there, but they still need to learn it by themselves. And some don't.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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You sir, get it.
Jeremy Falcon
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Been there, it was pure hell for my wife.
And for a man there's not much you can do, until you give in and bottle feed.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Interesting: you distinguish between instinctual endowment and its behavioral manifestations ?
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Note that I'm not disagreeing with you.
But if you take every occurrence of "man" and change it for "woman" and the other way around, your statements still stands true
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Interesting you point that out. I can totally see that too. Good catch.
Jeremy Falcon
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Interestingly, many of them remain valid for dogs or cats. I even had some fish once that enjoyed listening.
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I'm not even gonna go there. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Nor will I!
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I actually thought that *was* the point.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: 1. A great woman, like a great man, listens!
Which, of course, explains their ability to talk nonstop for hours without even taking the time for breathing.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: 2. They are fun to play with and tease. Most guys simply do not get this. They
get all pissy over nothing and don't just have fun and play with girls like we
did when were kids.
Could it be that most guys are not kids anymore?
Jeremy Falcon wrote: 3. When they love you, they are very thoughtful of you. It makes them happy to
see you happy.
Yes, and when that's over they want to see you dead.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: 4. Girls just want to have fun... even more so than guys. And guys talk like
they do, but they never do. Go figure.
Like when Her Highness decided what movies we had to endure one evening and got angry when everybody with pants was asleep after ten minutes?
Jeremy Falcon wrote: 5. They put up with a lot of crap from guys. Yes, guys have to deal with some
crap too. But women have to deal with A LOT. Especially if she's attractive.
Most guys will never understand what I mean by this.
Believe me, completely ignoring them gets them even more angry.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: 6. They are easier to talk to than with guys. Guys simply do not talk... ever.
Or if they do, it's usually a fake and closed off conversation.
Here we go again. Back to 1 again. The conversation could be better if they can stop talking for more than a second. A remotely interesting subject may also help.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: 7. A great woman wants you to feel like and be a man. She'll expect that from
you in fact.
Unless they have decided that one or another of your quirks have to be changed.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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You're right.
She is standing behind you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm not scared of women, so it's impossible for one to make me do something I don't want to.
Jeremy Falcon
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