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charlieg31-Oct-14 2:12
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You know, you just can't make this stuff up.

Years ago, my Dad worked at IBM. Every year he was on the team to come up with the division budget. At home, we just hid during that month. He got so fed up with the process that he wrote a program Algol or apl or something to act as a rudimentary spreadsheet - it let everyone punch in their groups numbers and rolled them all up.

Life was good, it worked.

First user.... stuck.... calls my dad:

User: "Hey Chuck, your program doesn't work."
Dad: "Okay, what's it doing?"
User: "Nothing, it just sits there."
Dad: "What's on your screen?" <-- before the days of PCs
User: "It's asked for my username, I typed it, but now it's just sitting there."
Dad: "Hmmm, oh, I know what's wrong... press return."
User: "Hey! That fixed it."

And this was at IBM.....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...

"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759


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