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But it's not "Witch Mountain" - it's the Devil's Tower, aka "The Dark Side of the Moon". 
Project Leader:
If everything's ready here on the Dark Side of the Moon... play the five tones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoyPu95yCxw[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Very nice, as usual
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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Looks like it's made of mashed potatoes to me.
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I will be storing my data in "the heavens" very soon. Not cloud anymore. Before I start, I want to be sure there's no possible algorithm to hack the heavens. Do you know any? 
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In "the heavens" all things are possible -- I wouldn't store important stuff there until they lock down and document their procedures.
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I thought it was guarded by St Peter.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Documentation? well I think it has manual!
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I just use God mode.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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IDDQDCP?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And IDPISPOPD or IDCLIP to get through the firewalls!
Damn, I didn't even have to look that up!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Neither did I. 
My word, but that game ate a serious chunk of my life...I still have it on my tablet...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have DooM 1 & 2 and Quake 1 & 2 installed on my PC -- mainly because they're "portable", and I copy a bunch of directories over every time I get a new machine.
Have you been to the ID Games FTP site[^]?
There must be a couple of thousand DooM maps there, some of them better than the original series. Played with DooM Legacy[^] or ZDooM[^], they hold up against much more modern games -- e.g. if you haven't tried Requiem[^], it might be time to give it a go.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Get thee behind me Satan! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How about if you borrow my Outcast CDs?
(By the time Lent comes around, his soul will already be MINE!!! Bwah-hah-haaaaaaa!)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: By the time Lent comes around, his soul will already be MINE!!!
Sorry! It's available on Gog for £3.69: http://www.gog.com/game/outcast[^] - and I think a soul would be worth more than that!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Curses! Foiled again!
OK, how about we say four-fifty?
And I'm never paying the "new price" for a game again! If it's a great game now, it'll still be a great game a few years down the line, but:
a: It won't cost you a bluddy fortune.
b: You won't have to look too hard to find tips and tricks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...and
c) You probably won't have to upgrade the PC to run it... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Curse you! Links I could have used when I first went on medical leave. Today's my last day of leave.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I ain't the marine; I'm a demon!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The brown one or the Tomato Monster?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sometimes I'm more like the big, red, bad-tempered one, and sometimes I'm more like the big pink puppy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Perhaps not, but you'll have to look up the first one if you want to use it, cos that's not it... 
Hint: Insert an S after the first D.
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