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I am truly elephanted today! 
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mark merrens wrote: I am truly elephanted today!
Well, nobody forced you to eat so much yesterday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm on a see-food diet: I see food, I eat it.
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mark merrens wrote: Why do they keep changing iTunes?
Because it just works. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I just heard that Justin Bieber has signed up for a flight.
So Mr Branson, if you are reading: send him on on the next flight! Tomorrow would be good...I'm sure the accident was just a one-off...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe they can do one of those high altitude skydives, toss JB out the air lock and then toss out the oxygen bottle.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Why the oxygen bottle?  Seems like a waste to me.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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So you can aim it at his head on his way down?
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Better put some fins on his feet to aim his head properly.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Won't the densest part end up downwards anyway?
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I always thought he was an airhead.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Damn. Perhaps we need to hang a bowling ball round his neck, just to on the safe side?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I hear old fashioned divers helmets are quite heavy, and on the plus side they're also pretty good at sound dampening.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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On the down side, they are quite strong and protective as well...
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I remember that episode!
OT: Do Youtube ads annoy you as much as me? "You can skip this ad in nn seconds..." 
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Yes. But it's better than having to watch TV the old fashioned way.
As a curiosity, have you ever noticed that often (not always) if videos are embedded on another site, there are no ads when viewing that way? But if you click on the 'YouTube' thingy, to go to YT, you are usually screwed... (But some of those sites are so terribly atrocious I'll spend the 5 secs. Linkbait gets OLD.)
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Not in free fall, the part with most drag (his mouth and hair) will ensure he goes feet first. Thus the benefit of the oxygen cylinder (so long as it has enough drag itself), serving to act like a hammer to drive the point home.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Why not just shoot him or even send him as a Un ambassador in a ebola victim centre?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: send him as a Un ambassador in a ebola victim centre
Good God man! 
Haven't they suffered enough?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe there really isn't an ebola breakout, it's just JB causing causing people to bleed through their ears.
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heck, I'll even pay for his ticket (as long as it's guaranteed one-way)
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I feel a crowfunding moment coming on 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I'm sure we can all scrape some cash together for an Antares for Justin if the Virgin Galactic ride falls through.
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I had a whole other expectation when I read the post title.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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