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She orders a beer. Then she orders 10 beers. Then she orders 2 billion beers. Followed by -1 beers. Then she orders a null. And finally she orders a cat. Then she tries to leave without paying.
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So is the cat alive or dead?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Damn those ISIS cats[^]!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dunno - and given it's in a box it could be in one of three states: Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bloody Furious has sub-states of Immediate Murder and Plotting to Kill.
cat fud heer
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Then she ordered 2,294,967,286 more beers and was allowed to leave without paying.
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To be fair, when is the last time you've seen a woman pay for a night of drinking?
I heard it happens in Lesbian bars, but even then I doubt it.
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MehGerbil wrote: To be fair, when is the last time you've seen a woman pay for a night of drinking?
Last night. I paid for the first round. She paid for the second. Not every woman wants a man for his money.
Jeremy Falcon
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Wives pay because husbands are not to be trusted with the idea they can buy drinks for women.
cat fud heer
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: Then she tries to leave without paying.
Sadly, the reality is (pick one or more):
1. Then she's paid minimum wage because testers are very un-appreciated.
2. Then she's replaced by a robotic automation tester
3. But nothing happens because everyone is ignoring her.
4. What? Test? Who, me???
Marc
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Something similar was posted on the CP Facebook page a while back.
Tester didn't order a beer' ; DROP TABLE drinks -- ?
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She orders a beer. Then leaves. Then notices her card has been charged 2,294,967,285 beers.
Morale: you should stay at work until you've made sure your billing system is ok.
Life is too shor
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: Then she orders a null.
Unhandled null reference exception. Please see inner exception for more detail.
inner exception: null
-- end of test. 
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... all this while the software customer asked to be able to order a glass of wine ...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: She orders a beer
, and leaves without drinking it.
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Lets it sit on the bar until the session times out?
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NaN beers please!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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She slides up to the stool near the text box,
and she orders a ...
UNION SELECT * FROM information_schema.tables
then she orders a
UNION TRUNCATE TABLE table 1 ... table n
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: tries to leave
Does this mean that she is still in the bar, thinking of what to order next? Her tries may or may not succeed.
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Is about the best way to describe getting a Passport renewal from Her Majesty's Government.
Sure it cost 40% more in real terms and took 4 times longer than before.
But at 13 days I know it could have been so much worse!
Apropos of nothing, anyone here heading yo STLDODN this week?
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MidwestLimey wrote: anyone here heading yo STLDODN this week?
Yes I'll probably be shouting it in the pub on Saturday.
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