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That'll teach him!
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Just got an email from Apple.
Subject: Give ipad this holiday
On the first image: From one gift come many
The main images are of Asian people using iPads...
seriously - are they trying to be cool, or what? Is it just me? 
At least they didn't spell it "horriday" 
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Don't be ridiculous!
iGrammar is far more stylish and modern, and it just works!
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If I interpret it correctly, they think that you're using your Ipad too much during holidays, and for your own - and your familys - sake, they are giving you this advice. They have just missed one teeny, tiny word. It should have been "Give ipad this holiday off"... 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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South Bend man sentenced to 35 years in prison in Russian roulette death of acquaintance[^]
Quote: Authorities said Saye put a handgun, loaded with five rounds, to White's head and pulled the trigger, killing him. Court documents say other party-goers warned Saye that a semi-automatic pistol would not work for the game.
 Here, the stupid person who should have had his genes removed killed somebody else.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I disagree with your first two points.
Russian roulette is рулетка.
I googled it, so I know it's true.
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You're argument is almost valid. Russian Roulette in Russia will not be known as only roulette 
It is still called Russian roulette in Russia as proof[╨] shows it 
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Nuh-uh.
Russian sky is небо.
Russian banana is банан.
And Russian roulette is рулетка.
Don't argue with the google translate, Man; just don't do it!
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Then prove how pickachu is batman? Click[^]
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Hey!
How come my google translate page doesn't have Tagalog!
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watch the great film "Deerhunter" to really understand Russian Roulette.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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A few of our Azure websites/roles have been down all day today. We've had short <30mins downtimes before, but 12 hours is the first time. Really odd!
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Had no issues, all of our stuff is hosted in Dublin if that helps.
I did spot a notification on the portal regarding something being down, didn't read it fully though, maybe it's still there?
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Had problems here too. Using Eastern US.
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We are back up now - but a lot of folks were affected. I read that Xbox Live was down for a long time too.
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Oh, that's because it raining! The clouds are busy 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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At $50 a month, I can buy a lot of bacon, not just the miserly 2 lbs offered.
Will Rogers never met me.
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For $50 (R570) I could eat bacon only two meals a day all month.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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You mean you don't already?
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I have only recently rejoined corporate employment and still eagerly await my first full salary next week. Then there will be bacon!
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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. So a semi Automatic pistol will fire a few for the same reason. (So how many times was he shot anyway?)
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