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The Barron Knights ... you should be ashamed of yourself! 
Happy Merry Gin soaked Chrimbo to you and the whole family of Vilmos's! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I saw "Top of the Pops" and quickly killed the page. What are you trying to do to me Nagy? Next you'll be posting vids of Bieber!
I may have to dub you "dastardly".
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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DeathByChocolate wrote: I have a new colleague and he keeps me very busy
Willie Wonka?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
(√-sh*t) 2
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 You know me too well!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: .. that should cover it!
No, you missed an important one: Saturnalia[^]
Especially in the context of drinking and debauchery, and ample chocolate of course 
Your Saturn to have a good time 
(ducks).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Leaving in a minute. Damian bought me a schooner of VB and the Mike Hunts put it in a plastic schooner.
I don't drink from plastic.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Mike Hunts put it in a plastic schooner.
Just down it in one, you know you want to!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I got them to serve me a bottle of beer and all was good again.
Then they wanted to pour the next in to plastic. I told them to f*** right off. Now I'm on the train back home.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Just as well it was VB and not C#.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Blind Trials[^]
"Sugar Pills" == "Be Married" 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... with children
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Vaseline.
You put it on the door knob, and... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Sugar Pills" == "Be Married"
I suppose that is the reason why married couples call each other sweetie. Although the sweetness wears off after the years, like going from "Good morning sweetie!" to "You going to lay in bed all day? Get 'yer a$$ out of bed!!"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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After fourteen years I still say "Goodnight my darling" to Mrs Wife. Mornings are a bit different, we get up at 5:30 and conversation is limited to grunts until the coffee seeps into our veins.
veni bibi saltavi
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After 8 years I still have the mandatory morning quick kiss, otherwise Herself thinks I'm upset with her, complains and then I become upset with her Same get up time...
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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DeathByChocolate wrote: Either that or learn to run faster!
Tell me, how do you run fast with a pine tree stuffed up your !**!?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's tricky, but you can sweep the floor as you go so it saves time in the long run ... particularly if it is a long run!
Happy Jolly Chrimbo to my favorite hippy dog!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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And my felicitations of the season to you and yours, my favourite squashed stormtrooper!
"These are not the truffles we are looking for...move along..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Type in how much you drink here[^] and Aunty will tell you you're 'home'. I am, allegedly, destined for Namibia.
At the end of the article is country specific data, I entered Hungary.
Quote: According to survey data published by the WHO, about 44% of men in Hungary had drunk heavily on at least one occasion in month before the survey, compared with about 8% of women. The global average is 12.3% for men and 2.9% for women.
The researchers also investigate abstention rates: 19% of those surveyed in Hungary reported that they had not touched a drop of alcohol in the previous 12 months. The global average is 61.7%.
I came, I drank, I passed out.
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Namibia for me to - We can be neighbours.
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See you there. With all the other alchies.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Back when I were stoodent, I took part in a trial / survey. I had to keep a diary for a week of how much I ate and drank for a week.
The section for alcohol was too small and I think I hit my 42 units for the week by the second day. In my defence, it coincided with rag week and I may well have been going to a few parties. I do know that on the Sunday we had lunch in Calais [I was at Sussex] but how or why I do not recall.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I hit my 42 units for the week by the second day ... but how or why I do not recall.
Given how much you drank are you surprised?  ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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