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Rocky VIII: The Pension Beckons.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Grand Torino : Look at the car
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
V. wrote: Tip: What day is it today ?
The feast of Anastasius of Persia?
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Conan The Accountant
veni bibi saltavi
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Rambo gets hammered in the dark.
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Mr Puniverse - The dark world
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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V. wrote: Tip: What day is it today ?
Stan Colleymore's birthday.
The Truth About C***s & Dogging?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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One night in Cardiff, however, you have the quote a little wrong:
Quote: Look at you. Still all muscly and everything!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Wowowowowow ! What a time to be alive !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Loved this one "// if i ever see this again i’m going to start bringing guns to work".. got to be either the US or Iran 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Most of these seem to be fake and written for laughs. In real life, there are no comments. Sad, but true.
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Whatever! Its just a fun! Enjoy!
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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My favorite is: // I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet?
You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!"
I want to ask people who click on that link these questions:
1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet?
2: How would you ban a video from the internet?
The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video.
Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked.
That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.
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I've never seen an ad like that.
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That's because it was banned.
Wait a second...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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MehGerbil wrote: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet?
Copyright owners.
MehGerbil wrote: 2: How would you ban a video from the internet?
Copyright violation. Look on youtube.com for examples.
MehGerbil wrote: That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.
Okay, there's a second method.
QED
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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All you hate is marketing.
And that is perfectly normal.
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This.
I don't think I need to explain myself further
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What I find despicable are those popup ads that read something like "sign up to get the wall street journal news to your email" with a button that then says "No thank, I want to stay uniformed and in the dark."
I kid you not. Degrading, that's what I call those ads.
Marc
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Well, what do you expect from the Wall Street Journal, intelligent or decent behaviour?
If you do, there must be two Wall Streets.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't take it personally. They are trying to bait you.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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I used to feel the same way, but at some point, it stopped bothering me & it is with some satisfaction and glee that I now click the supposedly demeaning button - I know the truth about me, and button was worded like that due to some marketing drone's cod psychological thinking.
Rise above it 
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It's at times like this I'm reminded of the old saying - the world isn't run by logic, but instead by emotions.
I've noticed those particular ads in the last couple of weeks and absolutely can't stand them.
I refuse to click on their insulting button, instead resorting to the element-inspector and deleting the appropriate node of the document. - The first time I saw one, I closed the tab without reading the article.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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